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Max
25/3/2026
Lando
maxxxxxxxx
Max
Landooooo
Lando
soooooo
i heard ur dating oscar?
Max
Yeah, you didn’t know?
Lando
uh no
Max
Oh how did you find out then?
Lando
osc told me
cause i saw u in mclaren and was confused
since when have u been together
Max
Like 6 months
Its pretty serious
Lando
oh i didn’t know it was serious
osc never said that
how come you never told me
Max
We were keeping it private
Lando
u could’ve told me
i thought we were mates
Max
We are
Sorry I didn’t think to tell you
Lando
its fine
whatever
so how are things going with u guys then
Max
Good I think
Oscar seems happy
Lando
yeah sure
well good luck with that i guess
Max
Good luck?
Why good luck?
Osc
25/3/2026
Lando
max really?
Osc
uh no it’s oscar
Lando
no i know it’s u
i just can’t believe ur dating max
Osc
why
whats wrong with max
Lando
i mean nothing really
just seriously
max?
why him
why not someone else
Osc
i like him
whats your problem
Lando
u could do so much better
Osc
what the fuck
whats wrong with you
Lando
what
Osc
its fucked up to say something like that
isn’t max your friend
Lando
yeah
and what
Osc
you’re being a complete cunt
Lando
im just telling u the truth
isnt that what friends are meant to do
Osc
i don’t think friends are meant to tell their friends that they’re too good for their boyfriend
especially if the friend is friends with the boyfriend
Lando
im not even gonna pretend i know what ur trying to say
ur way too hot for max tho
like way too hot
Osc
lando what
Lando
mate have u seen urself
ur gorgeous
i would do u
i wouldn’t do max
i get why max is dating u
i don’t get why ur dating max
Osc
right so now not only am i too good for max but hes only with me for my looks
got it
thanks for being a super great friend
Lando
osc i’m just telling u what everyone else is thinking
im sorry if i offended u
but it’s true
ur gonna realise it sooner or later
and then ur gonna thank me for being the only one that’s honest with u
Osc
fuck off lando
Lando
mate i’m just being honest
Osc
no you’re just being a twat
for no reason as well
Lando
im being a twat for u
not to be mean
but so u know the truth
Osc
no one cares about ur fucked up version of the truth
Lando
um rude much
also i always kinda thought max was in love with charles
Max
25/3/2026
Lando
i dont know
i just dont see it lasting
no offence
osc would probs get bored
i don’t think ur right for him
Max
Oh I bet I could guess who you think is right for him
Lando
what
what do u mean
Max
Listen mate you’re not subtle about your crush
Everyone knows you like Oscar
I wasn’t going to say anything cause I didn’t was to embarrass you but you insulted me so I am now
Lando
what are u on about
i don’t like osc
Max
Sure you don’t
And I don’t like winning
Come on now
Lando
whatever
Max
I know you like Oscar but trust me he doesn’t feel the same
He is very happy with me and there’s nothing you can do about it
He is not yours
He is mine
Lando
possessive much?
u don’t own him
hes free to do what he wants
Max
Obviously he is
But he’s my boyfriend
So stop flirting with him and telling him he’s too good for me
Unless you want me to punch you
Lando
fuck he told u about that
shit shit shit
Max
Yeah shit shit shit
You should’ve known he would show me
He came to me and said why is Lando being so weird
And showed me the texts
You’re lucky I’m nice enough to not tell him you’re in love with him
Lando
in love is a stretch
Max
Is it though?
I really don’t think it is
Lando
fuck off
Max
Whatever
I can’t believe I thought you were my friend
Lando
i am
maxx i am ur friend
im sorry
i was being a jealous twat
max
max
max
don’t ignore me
i’m sorry
fine i’m not sorry
oscar could do better and we both know it
Max
Oh so you think you’re better?
Lando
better for osc? definitely
Max
Well I know Oscar better so I know I’m better for him and I’m not going to engage in your stupid fucking argument when we both know I’m right
I’m clearly better for Oscar since he actually wants me
Charles
25/3/2026
Lando
max is being mean
he’s gonna make me cry
Charles
whats happened now
Lando
yk he’s with oscar
Charles
yeah i do
Lando
what the fuck
how do u know
Charles
they told me ages ago
Lando
that is so unfair
i only found out yesterday
but anyway
max accused me of being in love with osc
which obvs im not
Charles
are you sure mate
Lando
yeah
i just think he’s really pretty
and i wanna kiss him sometimes
but everyone thinks that
and fine maybe i like him a bit
but love is a bit far
Charles
i mean duh everyone thinks oscar’s pretty
but you obviously love him
Lando
NOT LOVE
LIKE
fuck do i love him
Charles
yeah you do
i know
everyone knows
Lando
seriously
everyone?
like everyone everyone??
Charles
alright not everyone
not oscar
everyone else though
Lando
oh thank god
can i finish my story now?
Charles
go for it
Lando
i was a bit rude tbh
i said i was better for osc
which ik i shouldn’t have said
but he made me angry
and then he went off on how he was clearly better for oscar cause osc actually likes him
it was really mean
Charles
well tbf maybe you shouldn’t have told someone that you’d be better for their bf
Lando
yeah i know
its oscar though
i cant help myself when its about him
i cant explain it
i just really like him
Charles
yeah well get over it
hes not yours and he never will be
Lando
wtf charles
that’s a bit rude
Charles
well i’m not exactly gonna be nice after you flirt with oscar and insult max
Lando
charles what
what are u on about
why would u even care
Charles
maybe cause im dating them
both of them
Lando
what
no no no
no ur not
please say this is a joke
Charles
nope not a joke
Lando
fuckkkkk
welllllll
u looking for a fourth?