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us
21/2/2026
lan
guys
guys
gays
lexi
what
lan
funny how u only reply when i call u gay
lexi
shut up
what do u want
lan
that’s not very nice lex
lexi
sorry darling
what is it that u wished to delight us with knowing
lan
better but still needs work
georgie
just tell us lan
lan
alright whatever
there’s this really cute girl in my english
i sat next to her today
shes so pretty
and she smells so good
lexi
she smells good?? 😭😭
ur insane
georgie
awwwww
landos in love
lan
fuck of
im just admiring a gorgeous girl
lexi
sure hon
whats her name
do i know her
lan
um see here’s the thing
georgie
oh my god
you don’t know her name
lan
um well
yeah kinda
but i wanna know it
lexi
ur actually hopeless lando
lan
no cuz im gonna get her and ur gonna be so jealous
lexi
sure u are
is this gonna be before or after u learn her name
lan
fuck off
🤙
21/9/2025
osc
guys
yk how i was annoyed cause i thought i was gonna be alone in english
loges
how could we not
u complained about it since u picked it
zhou
nah but why were u complaining when u chose it
osc
boy fuck u
anyways
some girl sat next to me
liam
oh boy here we go
osc
u don’t get it
there were loads of free seats
and she looked at me
zhou
she probs didn’t wanna sit alone
jack
why r u shocked she looked at u
osc
im flattered jack but im a lesbian
jack
ffs i know osc
i meant how was she supposed to sit without looking at u
osc
okay that makes a bit more sense i suppose
but she was so pretty
liam
then ask her out
osc
dont be ridiculous
i hardly know her
i dont even know if she likes girls
what if she doesn’t like girls
loges
we’ll have ice cream and watch pitch perfect
osc
all three?
loges
only if we can skip the bit where emily sings flashlight at the riff off
osc
obviously
im not suicidal
zhou
you don’t even know that she doesn’t like girls yet???
why are you planning that far ahead
everyone knows oscar won’t make a move until this girl has already got a bf or something
osc
omg do u think she has a bf
fred
how are we supposed to know 😭😭
who is she
osc
lan something
idk
she got a message
and her contact name was lan
but i didn’t talk to her
idk her name
liam
omg do u think it’s lando norris
osc
who
liam
shes a friend of a friend
yk max v
their kinda friends
osc
oh maybe
idk
what does she look like?
brown curly hair?
bluey green eyes?
tan?
drop dead gorgeous?
liam
yeah i guess that’s lando
shes 25
had 2 gap years
very indecisive about her future
changed to english this year like u
5ish years older
loges
no way
that’s alex’s lando
osc
alex as is the girl ur in love with
loges
not in love
i just like her a normal amount
can we go back to talking about ur crush on lando
osc
PLEASE
TELL ME MORE
wait she’s a bit older…
fred
oh fuck
liam you shouldn’t have mentioned that
liam
fuckkkk i forgot oscar’s feral for anyone even slightly older
osc do u have a mommy kink
osc
no what
anyway 5 years is hardly anything
isnt it hot that when im 22 she’ll be 27
yum
jack
alright then
lets leave oscar to thirst over lando alone
lexi
21/9/2025
logie
hey
lexi
hey what’s up
logie
not much
just wondering if lando mentioned oscar at all
cause osc was telling me that they sat together in english or something
lexi
omg yes
she didn’t know who it was though
but yeah lans proper into oscar
logie
so is osc
maybe we could like set them up or something
lexi
yessss we should!!
that would be so fun
us
24/9/2026
lan
guess what
georgie
what?
lan
i want u to guess
lexi
u sat next to oscar in english today
lan
wait what?
how do u know her name
lexi
funny story
logan text me
georgie
logan that ur in love with????
lexi
logan that i like a normal amount
yes her
anyway oscar was telling logan about u
lan
whattttttt
are u sure
osc with brown hair and blonde highlights and pretty hair and pretty eyes
shes so pretty
also have u seen her waist
non existent
she’s perfect
lexi
wow u sure ur not in love?
also yes that oscar
shes 20 and happens to think u being older is sexy
lan
fuuuuckkkkk
can i tell u what happened now
georgie
oh please do
we might just die from the suspense otherwise
lan
oh fuck off
anyway i talked to osc!!!!
lexi
wait seriously??
i thought u would just pine silently tbh
lan
well yeah i would’ve
she talked to me first
shes so smart and cute
i really like her
georgie
awwwwww
cute
id say young love but you’re getting old
lan
ur the same age??????
georgie
you look older
elderly
almost as bad as alex
lexi
hey i never used to be too old for u
georgie
please let’s not bring up the past and my low standards
lexi
dating me is not low standards
dating lando is
lan
nuh uh
other way round
georgie
well i dated both of u so now what
i guess i had no standards
lan
hey we were both better than max
max v not f
georgie
what does max have to do with anything
lexi
george we all know ur fucking
georgie
nope don’t know what you’re on about
lexi
sure hon
lan
hey let’s get back to me
tell me about osc please
georgie
lesbian
her friend dyes her hair
liam i think
lexi
how do u even know that
georgie
i have my ways
lan
that means max told u
georgie
yeah fine whatever
lan
do u think she likes me
lexi
definitely
lan
really??
lexi
yep
why else would she constantly talk about you
lan
aghhhhhhhhh
i have a chance!!!
🤙
24/9/2026
osc
guess who i talked to today
fred
lando
osc
yesssssss
shes so pretty
loges
ASK HER OUT
osc
no
she’s older
its her responsibility
zhou
that makes no sense in any world
osc
well date older and you’ll see i’m right
zhou
sure
liam
what did u and lando talk about then
osc
stuff
jack
oh wow
truly enlightening
you talked about stuff
osc
shut up
idk
like obvs english a bit
music
yk she does djing sometimes
loges
that’s actually kinda cool
osc
well she is cool
i want her so bad
jack
WE KNOW
liam
WE KNOW
loges
WE KNOW
zhou
WE KNOW
fred
WE KNOW
osc
well alright then
🤙
29/9/2025
osc
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I GOT LANDOS NUMBER
SHE GAVE IT TO ME AT THE END OF CLASS AND WINKED
IM
GONNA
DIE
OMFG
loges
OMG
YESSSSS
finally
osc
she likes meeeeeeeee
liam
awwww she does
jack
no one could’ve guessed
osc
funny aren’t u
jack
yeah i like to think i am
happy for u though
zhou
awwww has she text you yet
osc
not yet 😔
what if she doesn’t like me
fred
she does
zhou
she 100000% does
osc
oh wait she doesn’t have my number
i have to text her 😭😭
loges
ur such an idiot
text her then
osc
what do i even say
liam
perhaps hi
osc
hi or hey
fred
hey
osc
okay i’m gonna do it
wish me luck
loges
🤞🤞🤞
fred
good luck
liam
remember to report back
i need to be updated
i have no life
us
29/9/2025
lan
i gave osc my number
smart or stupid
lexi
smart
how else are u gonna ask her out
lan
what if she says no
georgie
she wont
lan
promise
georgie
pinky promise
lan
fine
if something goes wrong it’s ur fault then
georgie
alright
shes gonna say yes though
lan
dont jinx it
why is she not texting me
lexi
text her first??
lan
i don’t have her number
she only has mine
lexi
ur an idiot
lan
trust me i know
aghhhh she’s texting omg omg omg
she said hey
what do i say
georgie
hey
lan
ok ok ok
i can do that
lan
29/9/2025
osc
hey
lan
hey
osc
how are u
lan
im good thanks
how are u
osc
im good
lan
do u want to go to that cafe by the park tomorrow after english??
osc
like friends or as a date?
lan
i kinda meant as a date but if u wanna just be friends i totally get that
osc
no i definitely want a date
that sounds great
🤙
29/9/2025
osc
I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!
us
29/9/2025
lan
I HAVE A DATE!!!!