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We’re all best friends I swear:
Ultimate lockpicker: hey guys
Ultimate lockpicker: i have the best idea ever for the end of the school year
Dual wield: I have a bad feeling about this
Ultimate lockpicker: meanie :(
Princess: I agree with Roxas
Stinky >:(: ^^^
Ultimate lockpicker: i hate all of you
Evil twin: Not enough to use grammar apparently.
Evil twin: Also I don’t even wanna know what time it is go to bed.
Ultimate lockpicker: i can hear you playing video games you know
Evil twin: And? I told you to go to bed, not me.
Ultimate lockpicker: yeah but i can tell mom
Dual wield: He’s got you there
Dual wield: Sora why did your door just close
Ultimate lockpicker: don’t want him to kill me
Ultimate lockpicker: anyways
Ultimate lockpicker: friend only road trip over the weekend :D
Stinky >:(: Immediate no.
Ultimate lockpicker: why D:
Princess: There’s too many of us Sora, plus half of us are still minors
Ultimate lockpicker: Ven’s 18
Stinky >:(: You think our parents would count that? He just turned last week
Arsonist: as much as that’s a fun idea, I don’t wanna solo watch you guys all weekend
Dual wield: Axel don’t you have work in the morning
Arsonist: sssshhhhh I’m a responsible adult I can ruin my sleep schedule if I want
Ultimate lockpicker: yeahhrsmmzfkgxxhc
Princess: Sora?
Dual wield: Vanitas got him when he went to the bathroom
Stinky >:(: Yikes.
Evil twin: Deserved.
Ultimate lockpicker: ouchie :(
Ultimate lockpicker: before i was so rudely interrupted i was gonna ask
Ultimate lockpicker: Riku doesn’t your uncle own a bus
Stinky >:(: Yes but that still leaves the problem of supervision, assuming we can borrow it
Dual wield: Yeah as much as I love Ven I don’t think he wants to babysit right now
Evil twin: No no, let him it’ll be funny when one of us goes missing.
Princess: My money’s on Sora
Ultimate lockpicker: i’m being bullied
Salty sweet: I’d like to add my money to that
Dual wield: Sorry Xion did we wake you up?
Salty sweet: It’s no big deal, I left my phone on anyways
Evil twin: Imagine sleeping.
Salty sweet: I can actually, it’s nice :D
Ultimate lockpicker: this just in: Vanitas has been murdered in broad daylight, witnesses calling it absolutely savage
Evil twin: You can’t hide in your room forever.
Ultimate lockpicker: Roxas save me D:
Dual wield: No
Ultimate lockpicker: Ven would have
Dual wield: It’s a good thing we only look identical
Ultimate lockpicker: D:
Stinky >:(: I actually like the road trip idea, we just need to actually plan it.
Sora’s favorite: If it’ll make you all go to bed, I can ask Terra if he wants to go and we can take you guys.
Ultimate lockpicker: wait really
Ultimate lockpicker: omg Aqua you earned that title forever thank you
Sora’s favorite: It’s no problem, just get some sleep :)
Princess: You heard the lady!
Stinky >:(: I’m ok with that
Dual wield: Vanitas I’ll actually go get mom if you don’t go to bed
Evil twin: Fun police