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Fernando is one old boy, older than Nico and Lewis. He’s a meanie sometimes, and he tends forget other littles can clap back. Like when he teased Sebastian and the gang. “Bleeehhh!” Fernando sticks his tongue out at Sebastian. “Stop!” Sebastian yells, his caregiver, Kimi Räikkönen, told him to be vocal if he didn’t like what was happening. “Noo, bleehhh!” Fernando giggles and sticks out his tongue tauntingly. “I said stop!” Sebastian growls. “Blehhhhh!” Fernando doesn’t stop, so Sebastian looks at Lewis and Nico. “Charge!!” Sebastian rushes forward and tries to grab Fernando, starting a chase. Lewis and Nico watch.
The German and Spaniard run around in circles until Nico joins in and chases Fernando with Sebastian, Nico is mostly giggling and thinking it’s fun. Lewis thinks it looks fun and joins the chase before Fernando breaks the circle and runs to the stairs, the trio follows. “Ahhh! Hahaa!” Fernando laughs, running to the right, the others follow. “Come back here! You gotta say sorry!!” Sebastian yells. “Nuh uhh!” Fernando sticks out his tongue. “Come- hehe- come back!” Nico yells too. “Yeah!” Lewis giggles loudly. “Never!!” They continue running around. The four run past Bono at some point. “Ayy! Stop it right now!” He yells, making all the littles stop. “What?” Nico turns to him.
“What the moon trotting is going on?!” Oh yes, moon trotting. Bono doesn’t swear around his littles. “He’s being a meanie.” Sebastian looks at Fernando. “Noooo.” Fernando giggles, he wants to be chased again. Bono sighs. “Lovely... what did you do then, Sebastian?” He asks. “I said stop, like papa said I should say.” Sebastian smiles proudly. “And did Fernando stop?” Bono asks. “Neein.” Sebastian’s smile fades. “Why are you two here, my darlings?” Bono looks at Lewis and Nico. “We’re not darlings.” Lewis says, Nico nods. “Okay, Lew-Lew and Ni then.” Nico shrugs. “We thought it was funny to set chase!” He opens his arms and holds them up. Lewis giggles.
“Fine... where’s Mika?” Bono asks Fernando. “Mamá? I dunno.” Of corse Mika, a man, has to be mama. “Come on Fernando, tell me.” Bono pries gently. “Fine, up the stairs.” Bono nods. “I’m going to tell Mika and Kimi. Now continue on that chase.” Fernando runs off and the others set after him. “Great.” Bono mutters under his breath. While he talks to the Finns, Kimi sees the littles running below. “So what did Sebastian say?” He asks, leaning against the fence. “The good old “stop.”” Bono responds. “Did he stop?” Mika asks. “No, he didn’t. I could’a sworn I heard “charge!” from Sebastian.” Kimi smirks. “That’s my Sebby.” He says. “Be proud all you want,” Bono says, shifting his weight to his right foot. “But Kimi, did you tell him to yell charge and take after the one he argued with?” Kimi nods once. “Yep, gotta treat ‘em that way if you can’t get ‘em the first time.” Mika snickers. “Good one, ytävä.”
“Still.” Bono argues. “Oh here they are.” Kimi grabs Sebastian’s arm before he can get any further and Mika rushes after Fernando. “Pretzel, what’s going on?” Kimi asks. “Chasing ‘Nando.” Sebastian responds. “I see. And is it because Nando teased you again?” Sebastian nods and Kimi sighs. “We don’t charge at people if it’s something we can resolve. If it’s a race gone bad or something, we can charge. But not if it’s some teasing.” Kimi half-scolds, Sebastian nods sadly. His caregiver pulls him into a side hug. “No more charges, mhm?” The little nods. “That’s my good boy.” Mika comes over with Fernando. “Come on, apologize to Sebastian.”
Fernando sticks out his tongue and Sebastian looks away, but Lewis and Nico take charge and chase after him again. “Come baaack!” Nico laughs. “Ehh. They’ll never change.” Bono sighs. “Bwoah, tell me, ytävä.” Kimi responds.