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R u, r u.. Coming 2 the tree?
The door broke open thanks to Spoke and his axe, "GUYS. Look what I found!! " Spoke spoke excitedly, pointing at a weird looking pot that had smoke coming out of it.
He unfortunately had made the choice to bring it in with him.
Wemmbu's brows furrowed in disgust, "Ew! What even is that? Why does it look like that!? " He leaned in closer to the potion.
Spoke hummed, "I dunno! " he said as he looked at the potion in his hand.
"Where did you even find that? " Parrot tilted his head, getting a shrug as a response from Spoke.
...
"What if I break it? "
Parrot flinched. "Spoke, don't."
Wemmbu snorted. "Sounds fun enough, do it Spoke! Get in here, big X2!"
Parrot immediately stepped back, "NO?? I AM NOT GOING TO GET SPLASHED WITH THA- "
Wemmbu grabbed him and brought him into the splash zone.
Nothing's gonna happen, right?
...
There was smoke everywhere, but somehow Parrot was the only one coughing.
"Hey, nothing happened! " Spoke waved his hand, trying to get the smoke of out his way.
Parrot kept coughing, unable to form any words, Wemmbu hummed, unamused.
But there was something off.. The room seemed- weird?
Wemmbu looked around, "Did the room randomly get bigger or is it just me.." He 'said', albeit no one reacted to him, weird.
Parrot tried looking at his hands- EW! WHERE ARE HIS HANDS.
Now, he had wings. I mean, he had them before, but not as his ARMS!
He tried speaking up, at least try to ask what happened, but everything that came out was just squeaks and squawking.
Sadly, no one understood him.
Spoke tilted his head, trying to make something out of what was happening, he ended up giving up.
He looked down at the block under his hands, paws, whatever. "That's a cool TNT.. Hey guys, look-"
When he looked up from the block, he realized that- everyone looked weird! Not that they didn't look weird before, but they looked even weirder now!!
"Eugh! What happened to you- " He looked back down at his hands, " What happened to US!? "
Why was no one reacting? Did they go deaf? Is he talking too quietly?? What happened?!
The some finally went away after what felt like hours, letting the three finally look clearly.
Wemmbu looked way more round than usual, Parrot was a little more animalistic, and Spoke was.. Looking devious. He always is, I can't lie.
This was gonna be a long day. A non-speaking day.
Flamefrags walked into the room, touching the remainings of the cherry oak door, why'd they choose cherry anyways?
"Guys, bro, what'd you do to my door- OH MY DAYS. WHO ARE YOU ANIMALS?? " He grabbed his hair, mortified by the sight.
There was a Parrot, a purple blob, and a.. Thing. With one TNT block under its hands- paws? Whatever.
"DID- DID LOMEDY LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN?? There is NO WAY YOU THINGS ARE HIS PETS. "
The Parrot squawked, 'fighting' with the Void creature— Who was clearly not taking it seriously enough. As for the purple blob? He was just giggling at such a silly situation.
The cat-like creature pawed at the bird while creating a sound similar to a squeak.
Flame's face twisted, a putrid smell hitting his nose. "Eugh! What is that smell bro!?" He closed his nose while looking around, starting to notice some stuff..
A bird.
A purple blob.
And a thing..
Hold on.
He noticed the glass shards everywhere, some residue of the ugly ugly green liquid- or potion- still on them.
Wait.. There was no way those thing were- "BRO. " He snapped, " THERE IS NO WAY YOU- " Flamefrags turned around to face what seemed to be his friends apparently.
How didn't he realize this earlier??
He needed to call Lomedy, he needs whatever moral support that farmer has to give.
The sizzling noise that came out from the residue was starting to become hell for Flame's ears- And the putrid smell just clung to Flame's throat like rot.
"B-Bro. " He shook his head in disbelief, gripping the phone (or whatever) in his pocket. "I- I'm calling Loms bro. I can't deal with this alone. " he said as he dialed the farmer's number.
The single colored blob snorted, barely trying to hold back his laugh. " PFFT! IS THIS REALLY THE INMORTAL DEMON??!! PFF- THIS IS PATHETHIC!! " He thought to himself, covering his mouth.
As for the other two, Parrot's wings gave up, he really wasn't that good of a bird apparently.. Spoke on the other hand- he was just playing around with the block he was given, probably forgetting what had happened- or just didn't care enough to act accordinly to the situation..
"LOMEDY, LOMEDY!- YOU GOTTA COME BACK TO THE BASE BRO. LIKE- RRIGHT NOW! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THESE THREE!! "
"Wha- Flame? What happened?! "
"YOU JUST HAVE TO COME HERE, LOMS. "
"Uh.. Sure? On my way then! "
Frantic steps were hearable behind Flame, some short minutes had passed since he last called Lomedy.
"OUGH! Fl- cough Flame! What- What happened? " Lomedy panted, bending down with his hands on his knees.
His teammate looked at him, a bird on his left shoulder, still squawking angrily at the void-like creature on his hands, meanwhile a purple creature was on his head, smiling thoughtlessly. Not a single thought behind those eyes.
"OH MY GOODNESS! Flame, you look- You look WRECKED! " Lomedy approached Flamefrags, making sure he wasn't injured. "What happened?! "
Flamefrags sighed, "I don't know bro. I left them here for one second to go for pots but... Something happened!" Lomedy took the pitch black creature from Flame's hands.
"I see.. " He flipped it. "So... Are these your friends? " He said as he threw what started to seem like Spoke into the air, making him do a flip to then grab him back- OH THIS GUY IS HEAVY WHAT THE.
"Seems like it... That's Spoke, by the way. " He pointed at it. "Ew. Take him back bro. " Lomedy pressed Spoke against Flame's chest, forcing him to grab him.
"So, by that logic.. That bird is Parrot, that THING is Wemmbu, right? " Wemmbu frowned.
Flame huffed, "I guess bro. " His tail flicked, "Get Wemmbu off me, bro. "
Lomedy grabbed Wemmbu, looking down at him. "Sooo.... Are we going tooo.....?" Lomedy glanced up at Flame.
"Yes, we are going to bring them back to normal. "
"Well, that's gonna take a while.. And a TON of patience! " He smiled joyfully. "Of COURSE you are excited to wait for something.. " Flamefrags scoffed.
"Good thing I am the Ultimate Farmer and also the Ultimate Patient Person! aka the UF&UPP. "
"Nobody calls you the UFUPP.. "
"Shut up bro. "