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Published:
2026-03-27
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2026-03-29
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We wearing socks tho

Summary:

During the Neo Egoist League, fan demand finally forces Blue Lock to return the players’ phones.

What follows is a fully monitored, pay-to-watch group chat where every message, argument, and mistake is streamed live to the world.

Between chaotic trends, rising tensions, and a fandom that can’t look away, the line between performance and reality starts to blur.

Maybe giving a bunch of teenage strikers internet access wasn’t the best idea.

Notes:

I finally made that Blue Lock Chat Fic I was talking about. I took inspiration from a Blue Lock ChatFic I can't find! Anyways, if you have any recommendations please put them in the comments, I am really open to a lot of things (I REFUSE TO WRITE RIN/SAE.) Also, I took ideas from the Kalogeras Sister videos, and if you don't like them please click off this.

Chapter 1: NEW BLUE LOCK CHATFIC

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

BLUE LOCK TWITTER

@BL_Official:
Due to numerous complaints from fans and parents, Blue Lock is officially returning players phones.

However, limitations will be applied to each striker, approved under parental guidance.

Once players officially receive their phones, they will be encouraged to interact with fans via social media.

With a small fee, you will be able to view a group chat between all Blue Lock players, including teammates from international teams, excluding master strikers.

-Blue Lock Staff

 

Comments

Bachira’s_Left_Toe: TAKE MY MONEY, EGO!!!
Replies:
BLlover: …help your username 😭

Kurnoa’s1Fan: The limitations are a good idea for some players… Shidou especially 🙄

kaiser glazer: FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for this stage of my recognition!

LOKI JUILAN >> LOKI the god: " Excluding master strikers" oh..that's not

 

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Ego added 23 members: Isagi_Yoichi, Itoshi_Rin, Bitchria_Meguru, Nagi_Sei, Reo, and 18 others.

Ego_Jinpachi: Welcome to Blue Locks group chat. Your chats will later be streamed live for the world to see.

Fans will only be able to watch the stream through a small paid subscription. You are allowed to use vulgar language in the chat, as only viewers 18 and over will have access.

If you are under 18, please refrain from making sexual jokes. The last thing I want is reports or more messages from parents.

Ego_Jinpachi removed Ego_Jinpachi

 

Eita: hugging my phone rn

Nanese: so does anyone care we're being watched.. no? just me..

Bitchria: FAHH YES I get to troll again

Chigiri: I'm acc dying laughing at bachira's username

Bitchria: I'm fr artistic like that

Bitchria: ANYWAYS like I was saying before princess rudely interrupted me

Chigiri: sybau

Bitchira: It has been so lonely without you guys my only friend is the cheater

Karasu: don’t slander my hb

Eita: thanks bro

Karasu: you’re welcome

Eita: I love you

Karasu: I love you too

Reo: typed it out and everything

Karasu: nah it don’t count we wearing socks

Isagi: are we forgetting this is being streamed to the WHOLE world

Hiroi: yea can we talk about that?

Rin: Tf are you blowing up my phone for

Shidou: I can blow something else of yours

Sendou: what

Shidou: what

 

Ego Jinpachi added Ego Jinpachi

Ego Jinpachi: First, due to some problems, streaming will be postponed until tomorrow. Second, Isagi is correct—you should watch what you say, it could affect you later. Third, go to sleep.

Hiroi: the glaze is acc insane

Ego Jinpachi muted the chat

Notes:

sorry for making this so short, it's kinda test drive