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    Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

    07 May 2026

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    “Holy shit, you actually did it,” Matt breathed. “I didn’t think— Jesus, Jay, you really are desperate.” 

    “I did what you asked!” Jay whined. 

    “If that’s what I got just for asking, I wonder what else I could make you do,” Matt mused. “Hell, I bet you’d buy me a car if I gave you a blow job.”

    Jay nearly choked. “Matt…”

    “Oh, relax, you fucking prude. Bitch. Don’t try to pretend this is anything other than a sex thing.”

    “I’m— this is about… being supportive,” Jay said carefully. “I’m helping young artists.”

    “Helping young artists do what?” Matt mused. “Fuck you for money?”

     

    In which famous!Jay and webseries!Matt have a very lucrative phone call.

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