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    “The more you leave him alone and watch Sev be Sev, the more you’ll like him.” Lily promises. “I’m sure you’ll all kick yourself the moment you realise who you’ve been tormenting like dodgy cads for so many years.”

    “Dodgey.” James echoes.

    “Cad?” Sirius repeats.

    Remus leans back as he says, “I think I might like him already. He was cursing like a Victorian ghost the entire time he cleaned out that squirrel nest. He said whatever rat built the damned thing was a ‘catwampous’. What even is a ‘mumbling cove’? And how would one eat vinegar with a fork?”

    “Oh my god, Rem,” Lily gasps. “Stop.”

    “It’s not me!” The ‘wolf defends. “All of that is Snape!”

    Maybe they will be friends, afterall.

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