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1. Rose Regrets Everything by CasslessChaps (RBBLivvy)

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi, Gen, M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   27 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter
   • Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter
   • Albus Severus Potter
   • James Sirius Potter
   • Scorpius Malfoy
   • Teddy Lupin
   • Dominique Weasley
   • Rose Weasley
   • Texting
   • Group chat
   • Weasley cousins - Freeform
   • Harry Potter Next Generation
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Dirty Jokes
   • gratuitous use of the eggplant emoji
   • Language
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Trans Male Character
   • Genderfluid Teddy Lupin
   • any pronouns for Teddy Lupin
   • They/them pronouns for scorpius malfoy
   • he/him pronouns for Dominique Weasley
   • Trans dominique weasley
   • Bisexual James Sirius Potter
   • Pansexual Teddy Lupin
   • Bisexual Scorpius Malfoy
   • Non-Binary Scorpius Malfoy
   • Asexual Rose Weasley
   • Asexual Character
   • Humor
   • Crack Fic
   • Demisexual Albus Severus Potter

   Summary

   Rose thought it was a great idea to put all the queer/trans Weasley cousins in a group chat. Teddy and Scorpius are added as "honorary Weasleys." The chat devolves into dirty jokes and way too much information about their sex lives. Rose regrets everything.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Gay Cousin(s) Group Chat

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   932

   Chapters:

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   Kudos:

   32

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