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11:42 AM
[Remi] has created a new group.
Remi: Hi guys! I’ve made a group chat for the safe house, feel free to let me know if you ever need anything!! :)!!!!!!
John: wow tjanks thsi is so col
Blyke: holy glaze bro we’re not letting u come on the field trip
John: k
Remi: C’mon guys, be nice!
12:49 PM
Blyke: yo anyone supervising next period
1:12 PM
Blyke: seriously I have a trig test next period I need someone to help
Blyke: 🙏
1:15 PM
John: whu ami even in tkis gc imnot even likea supircisobr
Blyke: good question
John: I alkredy said tha i was sorry for beating yoh up liek 4 seprate times wjatmore could you wnatfron me
Blyke: well first of all autocorrect
John: god forbis a giy types fasr ✌️
Blyke: yeah ok bud whatever
Blyke: can someone answer my question
Blyke: john I can see you typing whatever you’re trying to say the answer is no
John: wjats you’re problem bri
Arlo: I can take over if needed.
Blyke: !! Thanks arlo!!
Arlo: It’s no problem.
replying to John’s message: [wjats you’re problem bri]: It’s ‘your,’ by the way
2:21 PM
John: do u get fof on being a ass or whag
Arlo: What a vulgar choice of words. Why are you even in this group chat?
John: TJATS WHST IM SAYIMG
Arlo: No one asked you, John.
Isen: bro stop blowing up my phone
Isen: wait
Isen: ALRO
Isen: Hi Arlo, I sincerely apologize for my rude choice of words 😊. Please spare me, you’re the best.
John: yoir so fake it pissws md off
John: wiat im supposd to be a goody two shows
John: i mean uhhh whats uo jsen
Arlo: This group chat is a prison.
[Arlo] has left the conversation.
John: woah woah woah waita sencond
John added [Arlo] to the conversation.
[Arlo] has left the conversation.
John added [Arlo] to the conversation.
Seraphina: be quiet
John: HI SERA
Seraphina: oh ew whys it my full name
[Seraphina] changed their name to [Sera]
Sera: better
Sera: also hi john
John: HI
Arlo: Will you allow me to leave now that you have someone to entertain you?
John: N
John: on
John: no
John: and this wjould be mroe insulting but im on m my best behavoir right biw
Arlo: Who asked
John: literly u just did
Remi: what’s up guys! I see you’ve made use of this gc!!!
Remi: I have to catch up on all the messages haha
Isen: 😬
John: glaze
Arlo: I’m surprised you spelt that right.
Remi::( guys be nice to each other!
Remi: John, you’re on thin ice. You can’t be rude to the members of the safe house!
Blyke: why is he even here rems
Remi: we should give him a chance!
Arlo: How’s that going for you?
Remi: well if you would stop provoking him..
[Replying to Arlo’s message: I’m surprised you spelt that right.] John: After school today me and you at the parking lot
Arlo: No spelling mistakes, I’m impressed! Did that really take you two minutes to type out?
John: dont care bitch!! i skin yoh like deer
Isen: I understood that reference
John: u wsnt a mwdal witg that?,
Isen: No sir
[Replying to Remi’s message: John, you’re on thin ice. You can’t be rude to…] John: son
Remi: :(
Sera: [sent an attachment]
Blyke: IS THAT ZEKE
Blyke: YO
Isen: what is he even doing
John: whatever you do dont feed him
Sera: ???
Sera: you spelled that all correctly
Arlo: Truly a moment in history.
Sera: and why would I feed him????
John: sera wtf arw u diong rhere anywhys if he eveb touchisn yoi I swear to gid
Sera: relax I can handle myself you taught me remember
Blyke: hey isn’t like Zeke YOUR lackey or something you guys were all buddy buddy like a week ago bro
John: i wss haviv a mentsl breakdiwn ok i had a lapde in judgemen t
John: cut me somw slackbim trying mu best
Arlo: I really understood your message with your perfect spelling
John: tje dude nobody invtef:
Sera: oh my god can you two seriously go five seconds without fighting like toddlers
Remi: ^^”
John: why do ifel like no ine wantgs me here
Arlo: You’ll never guess what
Sera: what did I just say ..,,,,
Isen: lol
[Replying to Isen’s message: lol]: John: ok bri
[Replying to Isen’s message: lol]: Arlo: The real toddler here is him
Arlo: If we’re not careful, he’ll write an article about this.
[Replying to Arlo’s message: If we’re not careful, he’ll write an article…] John: so hes got jokes
Remi: Guys, please try to be civil ! John, I don’t want to remove you from this group chat, but I will if you keep insulting people :(!
John is typing…
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John is typing…
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Blyke: what could bro possibly be saying
Remi: And guys !!!!! We should all try to give him a chance , John’s trying his best!
Arlo: Knowing him, he probably just threw his phone at the wall.
Remi: Arlo, please.
Arlo: Fine
[Replying to Remi’s message: Guys, please try to be civil ! John, I don’t want to…] Sera: this IS john’s civil lmao and I dont even blame him
Sera: just saying
Blyke: he did hospitalize like half of the people here tho was that a reasonable crash out
Isen: big brother is watching
Blyke: ???????
[Replying to Blyke’s message: he did hospitalize like half of the people here tho…] John: yeaag my bad were cool thiug righy
Blyke: WHAT DO YOU THINK GENIUS
John: ujhh yes.;.,…?
Isen: What blyke means is yes 😊.
Blyke: WTF NO I DONT
Blyke: AND WHY SIDNT YOU CAPITALIZE KY NAME
John: yoir day 1 does NOT fw yuo is wjat im seeuhg
Blyke: CAN WE BE SERIOUS FOR FIVE SECONDS
Sera: good luck with that buddy
John: oo kmy bad sory
John: bro forguve anf forgrt isnt that waht the safehoude is all abour
Isen: We (yes we) ALL forgive you, John! 😊.
Blyke: BRO
Blyke: WHO IS WE
[Replying to Isen’s message:We (yes we) ALL forgive you, John! 😊.] Arlo: ?
John: cool
John: nowthat tjats settlrd am i invited tot the feild trip
Blyke: NO
Isen: 😬
Remi: We’ll see.
Sera: definitely not
Arlo: No.