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2:19 AM
010-1801-1003, 010-1608-0915, 010-8018-0208, and 5 others have been added to the group chat
010-5180-0914: uhm
010-5180-0914: Hello??
010-6701-0922 is requesting to leave the chat
010-8701-0922: what.
010-6701-0922's request has been denied
010-6801-0922: wtf??
010-5180-0914: so thts not creepy at all
010-6801-0922: Who the hell are you?
010-5180-0914: wldnt u like to knw weather boy
010-6801-0922: Joke's over asshole, let me leave
010-5180-0914: wtf??
010-5180-0914: I ddn't make tis gc dickhead
010-6801-0922: Am I supposed believe that when you were the first person to text and you're the only one up??
010-5180-0914: Yes??? tf
010-8120-1025: I'm here too
010-8120-1025: and no I didn't make this chat either
010-5180-0914: why shld we believe you
010-6801-0922: There's no we
010-5180-0914: WHATEVER
010-5180-0914: why should I and 0922 beliee u
010-6801-0922: *0922 and I
010-6801-0922: *believe
010-5180-0914: kys
010-6801-0922: Don't tempt me
010-5180-0914: oh
010-5180-0914: er tone indicator???
010-6801-0922: /hj
010-8120-1025: yikes
010-8120-1025: well
010-8120-1025: since we've established the 3 of us aren't admin
010-6801-0922: Who is we?
010-5180-0914: bro speaks french
010-8120-1025: omfg
010-8120-1025 is requesting to leave the chat
010-8120-1025's request has been denied
010-5180-0914: idkkk
010-5180-0914: I need to check with my boss
010-5180-0914: 0922?
010-8120-1025: you just told him to khs
010-5180-0914: yknow wht they say abt bygones
010-8120-1025: sure
010-6801-0922: You've been cleared
010-6801-0922: What were you saying?
010-8120-1025: likw I was saying
010-8120-1025: wtf are you guys doing up
010-6801-0922: I don't see how that's any of your business
010-5180-0914: assignment anime and dying my head
010-6801-0922: I think you mean "dying my hair"
010-8120-1025: at the same time???
010-5180-0914: thts wat i said
010-5180-0914: and yes at the same time
010-6801-0922: How do you even get anything done like that
010-5180-0914: if my brain is stimulated, I focus better and don't freak tf out
010-8120-1025: why would u be freaking out
010-5180-0914: because this assingtment is due today and I hve this class first at 6
010-6801-0922: That's in 3 hours
010-5180-0914: SHIT WHAT
010-8120-1025: 0914 put the phone down and go finish your assignment wtf
010-5180-0914: OMFG I NEED TO RINSE THE DYE OUT
010-5180-0914: WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID BECOME 3
010-5180-0914: BYW IL TALK U KATER
010-6801-0922: Yeah, I'm gonna take that as my cue
010-6801-0922: bye or whatever
010-8120-1025: damn
010-8120-1025: ltr ig
010-8120-1025 updated 010-5180-0914's nickname to "a mess"
010-8120-1025 updated 010-6801-0922's nickname to "trust issues"
010-8102-1025 updated the group chat name to "No Escape"
6:33 AM
010-8120-1025: @a mess did your assignment thingy work out
trust issues: They're probably in class moron
trust issues: wtf 1025??
trust issues: I knew i shouldn't have trusted you
010-8120-1025: oh that makes sense
010-8120-1025: also I didn't make the fucking gc you can check to change your name
trust issues updated their name "0922"
010-8120-1025: are you serious rn
0922: It's better than yours, and I'm not dumb enough to give my personal information to strangers in a gc that made itself and won't let us leave.
010-8120-1025: fair point
a mess: [replying to 010-8120-1025's "@a mess did your assignment thingy work out"] barely, got to class 5 minutes late
a mess: [replying to 0922's "They're probably in class moron"] How'd you know my pronoun
0922: I can feel that stuff
a mess: fr??
a mess: that's cool wtf
0922: You're either stupid or gullible
a mess: Wtf
0922: I was obviously lying
0922: I didn't want to be a dick and assume
010-8120-1025: on the topic
010-8120-1025: we should probably do that at least since 0922 is a pussy for a simple introduction
0922: I don't see you doing introductions🤨
010-8120-1025: Minho 23 he/him
a mess: Han Jisung 21 he/him, sometimes they
0922: What if I'm a serial killer, are you stupid
0922: This just makes me think you're more stupid than naive
010-8120-1025 updated their nickname to "≠pussy"
≠pussy updated 0922's nickname to "pussy"
pussy: Real mature hyung
a mess: so they're younger than you Min-hyung
≠pussy: good observation, are you feeling they/them or he/they today?
a mess: they/he y?
≠pussy updated a mess's nickname to "a mess (they/he)
a mess (they/he): hey so we're married now
pussy: sigh
pussy updated their nickname to "Keungim" (he/they)
Keungim(he/they): I'm 21 as well
a mess (they/he) I'm assuming your pronouns change too?
Keungim (he/they): Yeah
≠pussy: tf kind of name is Keungim
a mess (they/he): shit i almost got caught w my phone
a mess (they/he): I'll talk to you guys later!!
Keungim (he/they): I forgot they were in class
Keungim (he/they): Also, that's an alias
≠pussy: pussy
Keungim (he/they): No, I'm just not stupid
≠pussy tsk tsk, no respect for your hyung
≠pussy: well I regret to inform you I'm leaving too
≠pussy: I got class soon and I'm not even on campus yet
≠pussy: Bye Keungim-ah, don't miss us too much~
Keungim he/they): ew
6:57 AM
010-8018-0208 is requesting to leave the chat
010-8018-0208's request has been denied
010-8018-0208: Wtf is this
7:05 AM
010-8018-0208: nvm I js backread
010-8018-0208: why would you guys give up your information in a gc that made itself
Keungim (he/they): That's what I said
010-8018-0208 updated their nickname to "8018"
8018: what if one of the other numbers are crazy killers or smth
8018: Wooyung 20 he/him
Keungim (he/they): Well that's contradicting and kind of hypocritical
8018: while you might like to keep people guessing, I like keeping people on their toes
Keungim (he/they): Right, well
Keungim (he/they): I gotta get to class so bye ig
8018: Damn, I js hot here