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1. Britain tries to cook for France BUT HE'S STUPID AND MESSES IT UP by bigegobigcock

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Mar 2026

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   • England/France (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • France (Hetalia)
   • Fluff I think
   • Fluff
   • I wrote this while listening to Cat Rapes Dog
   • Don't question the band name
   • Britain is stupid
   • Britain is a tsundere
   • France is kinky
   • sex mention
   • but no actual sex
   • How Do I Tag
   • Ass Slapping
   • France is like actually really weird
   • France is a PERVERT
   • Britain HITS France
   • I don't know what I'm doing
   • My First Fanfic
   • Bad Cooking
   • Cooking
   • France shows Britain how to cook
   • Cooking Lessons
   • I'm really hungry now
   • ok that's it

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