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Tallstar ate it up after riding the waves. “Yass queen!” Jake called, “You’re like a natural! Have u actually never surfed before?” “Nah man my dude man bro male friend *not gay* chum!” Tallstar responded. “Totally tubular!” They said in unison. Next they decided to make a sandcastle. “Man this sand is really sandy!” Tallstar Tallstarred. “Yippee woohoo we did it!” Jake slayed. They finished their sand replica of them getting married! “I like how I’m walking down the aisle cuz im a femboy.” …one of them said *you pick which one*. But then… their mortal enemy… Erin Hunter had appeared! “You two can’t be confirmed gay bcuz we say so!” Erin screamed! “NOOO PLEASE. Wait, we’re both so zesty anyways that we don’t need to get confirmed bcuz the fans will already know!” Said Jake. “GRRRR this makes me mad! I’m gonna make u have BARELY ANY SCREEN TIME. Oh, and I’ll make u have babies with TWO shecats. BOOM. TAKE THAT” She said, flying into the sky. “Oh no :0” Tallstar started, “Jake…. comprise you’ll always love me… *sniffle sniffle*” He finished. “Tallstar… It’s promise… not compromise…” Jake said, and then running off into the (not woods, cuz that’s where Tallstar lives) “WAHHHHHHH~” cried…
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