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1. WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND! by nilile

   Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sebastian Vettel/Mark Webber
   • Lewis Hamilton/Sebastian Vettel
   • Nico Rosberg/Sebastian Vettel
   • Kimi Räikkönen/Sebastian Vettel
   • Jenson Button/Sebastian Vettel
   • Bottom Sebastian Vettel
   • Seb has a pussy because why not？
   • alternative universe where Mark is a robot

   Summary

   马克的设计有缺陷，塞巴斯蒂安抱怨：他作为一个大型按摩棒——

   “附有性爱功能的陪伴机器人。”布丽塔谨慎地纠正他，仿佛有什么人工智能权利保护协会正在监听他们的通话似的。

   塞巴斯蒂安翻了个白眼：“…随便。总之，就是这个东西，他居然无法区分dirty talk和正常指令，这真的合理吗？”

   Language:

   中文-普通话 國語

   Words:

   7,925

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