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patrick was driving vroom vroom vroom shaun was next to him
"patrick can you please give me food im so hungry"
"NO SHAUN SHUT UP" patrickick yelled.
sahun was like :(((((((
"oh my god is that a traffic con" patric said
"NO THATS HABIT FROM EVERYMAN HYBRID OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE REAL ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shaun said or soemthing i dont know
PATRICK THEN PROCEEDED TO RAM THE CAR INTO HABIT AT FULL SPEED AND CRUSHED EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BONE"
Habit yelled
patrick then shushed the real habit from everyman hybrid and ran him over again at full speed with shaun screaming.
"PATRICK WHAT THE FACTUAL FUCK WE NEED TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL"
"no shaun he is okay look at how happy he is ❤️❤️❤️" patrick said as he pointed to the real habit from everyman hybrid screaming in agony and writhing violently on the asphalt.
soon habit, patrick and shaun clapped their ass cheeks and flapped to the hospital and went inside to see some doctor, said doctor was dr corntheral who was currently beating up his patients
"his guys whats up" dr corntheral asked while lighting the biggest blunt
"uhhhh we ran this stinky guy over" patrick said nonchalantly
"oh my god is that the real habit from everyman hybrid" dr corntheral said as he hit the blunt too hard and just died choking on it
Shaun did the ass cheek clap of life to bring dr corntheral back to life but it didnt work becasue dr corntheral was eating a tescos meal deal that was sold to him by a mongolian throat singer in afghanistan who is called noah maxwell and only appears at 12:67
a new doctor came in and it was jeff koval and then he was like "hahahahah" after seeing dr corntheral on the floor before dr corntheral was so mad he picked jeffy up and sent him flying through all the hospital rooms before ending up in tim wrights room. tim wright then got angry and started beating the whole hospital up before throwing a table at alex kralie. This started a domino effect in the hospital in which patrick was killed with a table. The hospital was soon covered with tables as everyone died from being hit with a table.
MORAL OF THE STORY: never run someone over guys ❤️❤️❤️