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It was a Windy March afternoon. Dazai had been sharing a comically large lollipop with Chuuya. Dazai kept the lollipop.
Dazai went home, staring at the mixed slyvia. He got a boner from it. He decided to lick it more. He felt himself ejaculate from it. He decided to stick it in his ass. He pumped it in and out of his ass. He got it stuck and broke the stick.
He put the stick in his piss hole. He pumped it in and out. He started to bleed and cum. He decided to go to the doctor.
The doctor was stupid and decided to murder him due to natural selection.
Chuuya became very depressed without dazai. He decided to kill himself.