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1. Stop Me If You've Heard This Cliché Before by BleakCinema

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor's Mother (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés
   • Animal Traits
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • more like antagonists to lovers
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Top Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Bottom Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is a Little Shit (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is a Menace (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Modern Era
   • Alastor is Not a Serial Killer (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Voice Kink
   • Hand Jobs
   • Topping from the Bottom
   • (yes with a hand job)
   • Anal Sex
   • Domestic Fluff

   Summary

   The East of Eden Book Shop is Lucifer's little slice of heaven now that his daughter has moved away for college. It's his own place - full of every story anyone could ever want, good coffee, and a warm place to rest tired bones. He's a simple man. All he needs to get by is his favourite morning radio show and his shop.

   Too bad life decided he also needed a surly, well-dressed deer with a smart mouth, a bad attitude, and a hare-brained scheme to shake up his life.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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