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deartheo: martha
deartheo: ...martha
deartheo: m a r t h a
deartheo: ill keep screaming this until you check your phone martha
deartheo: martha
deartheo: martha martha martha martha martha
deartheo: MARTHAAAA
deartheo: martha martha martha martha
deartheo: martha martha
marmom: what is it dear please dont spam me like you just did for the past fifteen minutes i just had a bad half hour among the flowers
dolls: wh AT H APPENED
marmom: eliza just walked into the shop with another girl and i??
dolls: you???
deartheo: you what martha youre pausing again
deartheo: its been five minutes im worried
marmom: im in love all over again oh my god the other girl came back in
marmom: im helpless
marmom: im down for the count im drowning
dolls: omg
deartheo: who was she?? what was she?? was she pretty??
marmom: oF COURSE she was its elizas little sister!!!!
dolls: wait what she has a little sister how did i not know
marmom: i didnt either?? i feel betrayed
deartheo: LOVE DONT BE SAD I WILL HELP
deartheo added lizzie to the chat
dolls: square up punk
lizzie: i did Nothing, Nothing At All
lizzie: whats going on??
deartheo: why did u not tell us u had a lil sis??
lizzie: she? didnt want me or ange to tell you three??? i dont think she knew martha worked at the flower shop
marmom: she actually tried to run when she saw me and liz pulled her back
deartheo: whats her name
lizzie: peggy
deartheo: oh bless her name
dolls: bless
marmom: bless
dolls: eliza our goddess thank you
dolls: but does she hate us??? im so confused
lizzie: idk but she doesnt wanna meet u apparently? she was silent at the shop
deartheo: Weird™
lizzie: you looked miserable when we left with all the flowers are you okay
marmom: no im not okay
marmom: i have a BIG TEST tomorrow in one of my most important classes and
marmom: your sister is SO FUCKING CUTE
marmom: and if you dont get theo and dolley to see her and fall in love with her too ill be so sad
lizzie: oh god
deartheo: yes!!! im so curious thisll be lit
dolls: sweetpea
dolls: honeybunches
dolls: my love
dolls: dont say lit again that sounds wrong from you
deartheo: what, lit??????
marmom: what dolley is trying to say to u theo is that when you say it it makes you into a different person
deartheo: i
deartheo: im
deartheo: eliza please help me
lizzie: srry gotta run lol
lizzie left the chat
deartheo: TRAITOR
dolls: cracks knuckles
dolls: HERE WE GO
marmom: oh gosh
dolls: and THAT's why it's bad for YOU to say those things and pick up bad habits
dolls: anyways
dolls: martha when does your shift end
dolls: so we can give theo The Talk about this stuff in person
deartheo: i know i kno already heck you just yelled at me about issbdjKDdDFIEICNSH EKDUSH
marmom: what the hell
deartheo: sorry had to take her phone shes pouting on the couch now - doll
marmom: awwwww her pout is so cute
marmom: dont give it back tho
deartheo: trust me i wont - doll
dolls: ok its stored safely
dolls: when do u get back from work, babe???
dolls: babe??????
marmom: srry the nice old lady that comes in once a week came in
dolls: whats her name
marmom: her name is
marmom: whats her name
marmom: oh my god shes been coming in for a year every week at least once and ive only called her ‘Miss’
dolls: Martha: The Human Disaster
marmom: dont u mean hamilton
dolls: lol alex my boy is fine as long as he has john to be his love and burr to temper him
marmom: so never
dolls: yes
marmom: good to see we’re both on the same page
dolls: SO WHEN DO YOU GET OFF
marmom: IN AN HOUR
dolls: THATS WAY TOO LONG TO WAIT WHY CANT YOU GET OFF EARLY THEO IS GIVING ME THE LOOK™
marmom: SHIT
dolls: SHIT
marmom: BRB
dolls: shes crawling over to me im on the other side of the couch
dolls: friendly reminder that shes taller and older than me
dolls: shES OFFERING SEX FOR HER PHONE I CANT EVEN
dolls: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PURE THEO
dolls: I RAN TF TO THE BATHROOM AND LOCKED THE DOOR PLEASE GET HERE SOON BABE
dolls: OH MY GOD SHES STILL TRYING
marmom: IM BACK DOLLEY MY BOSS IS LETTING ME OUT FORTY FIVE MINUTES EARLY ONLY FIFTEEN MORE TO GO
marmom: SO THIRTY MINS UNTIL I GET BACK TO THE APARTMENT
dolls: i cant hear her what is she doing
dolls: oh god thirty minutes save me
dolls: shE UNLCOIEKD THE DOROR WITH A WIRE HANEGGR
marmom: save your soul
deartheo: h A H
deartheo: HECK YEAH
deartheo: TAKE T H AT DOLLEY
marmom: theo no did you take her phone
dolls: YES - t
marmom: give her back her phone right now
deartheo: no
marmom: ill be back in thirty minutes you will give her back her phone right now
marmom: or else you’re sleeping on the couch tonight
deartheo: HECK
deartheo: F I N E mOM geez youre so mean you
marmom: are you going to finish that sentence
deartheo: the phone is going back to dolley
dolls: martha, a godsend as usual, the beautiful college senior to our lesser, undeserving selves
marmom: damn straight
deartheo: you guys are so mean i want a hug
dolls: aww sweetpea come here we can watch cartoons while waiting for martha
deartheo: !!!!!!
dolls: i gotchu <3
deartheo: <3
dolls: also we’re talking about eliza’s sister when you get back martha you have to tell us EVERYTHING
marmom: FINE
deartheo: oh my god
dolls: martha coming in like a QUEEN
deartheo: brb saving all the pictures LOL
marmom: oh gosh dont do that i,,,,,
dolls: exCUSE ME BUT YOU SLAY
marmom: BUT YOU AND THEO???
deartheo: WE LOVE U SO M UCH OMG
marmom: THEO
deartheo: MARTHA
dolls: DOLLEY
deartheo: wait what
dolls: IM SORRY IF I DONT HAVE ANYBODY TO SAY MY NAME
marmom: DOLLEY
deartheo: DOLLEY
marmom: WE LOVE YOU DONT FEEL LEFT OUT
deartheo: omG MARTHA YOU JUST LUNGED ONTO DOLLEY DO YOU REALIZE UR TALL AND SHES S H O RT
marmom: HEIGHT WILL NOT STOP MY LOVE
dolls: gET OFOFT OF MEEEMEM
dolls: GET OFOFOOF OF M
deartheo: oh that happened
deartheo: you two are kissing
deartheo: thats sweet
deartheo: aww im getting pictures its so cute
deartheo: ill join you two soon
deartheo sent a picture to burrn!
burrn: What
burrn: What is that, Theo
deartheo: whOOPS MEANT TO SEND IT TO MY DATEMATES
deartheo: BYE THAT NEVER EXISTED I NEVER EXISTED
deartheo: B Y E
burrn: I’m not sure how to feel
burrn: On one hand they look really nice but on the other hand
burrn: I shouldn’t be looking at this
deartheo: THEN DELETE IT
burrn: Goodbye, Theo
deartheo: hECK
deartheo: after a disaster i will now join you two
deartheo: goodbye world
deartheo: goodbye life
dolls: get over here
deartheo: IM SPRINTING TO THE LIGHT