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marmom: i’ve survived the test oh my god
marmom: i hate political theory
dolls: IM PROUD OF YOU
deartheo: we love you sm!
marmom: i love you guys too,,,
marmom: are u at work theo
deartheo: yeah i a
dolls: she just realized hamilton is in the line for coffee im laughing
dolls: our sweetpea is taking his order
dolls: hes twitching all over the place oh god
marmom: hes a mess
dolls: yes
dolls: “excuse me theodosia but could i have something large with lots of espresso shots”
dolls: “sure ham my man”
dolls: shes going through the routine to make decaf coffee i love her
marmom: same
dolls: update
dolls: its been fifteen minutes
dolls: “um excuse me but this doesnt taste like my usual”
dolls: “we’re testing out a new kind of brew i thought youd wanna taste it”
dolls: “oh sweet thanks theodosia ill get more of this in the future”
deartheo: ARENT YOU PROUD OF ME
marmom: yes i am!! laurens will be so thankful once alexander gets back to their dorm
marmom: the poor guy’s been telling me during our shared shifts that he’s been pulling allnighters left & right
deartheo: :c
dolls: ;) makes it easier for u to get a leg up on him on the test in the class u guys share next week
dolls: maybe he’ll slip
marmom: DOLLEY MADISON
marmom: DON’T YOU DARE CONDONE BAD METHODS OF ACTION
dolls: I JUST WANT YOU TO DO WELL
deartheo: dolley no
dolls: dolley yes
marmom: SHUT
deartheo: on the other hand i want a hug but im working ):
marmom: babe we’re both sending so many air hugs
marmom: so many
marmom: omw from the building btw ill be there in ten
dolls: wonderful we can watch theo be cute together from the corner seats
deartheo: i,,,,,
deartheo: heck a flood of cUSTOMERS
deartheo: BRB
dolls: she’s so panicked omg a customer had to snap at her to get her attention
dolls: they better not be fuckin rude
dolls: oh my god no its taking a turn for the worse
dolls: brb
marmom: i show up to see you and alex just shutting a pair of two girls down while everyone else stares
marmom: i love you so much honey
marmom: but its been ten minutes
deartheo: she just finished and alexander started speaking
marmom: so another hour
deartheo: pretty much
deartheo: its the end of my shift now btw since its been a bit do u wanna leave and drag dolley with us
marmom: sure
dolls: I’M SO
a.fightme: i have just finished defending theodosia’s honor for you
marmom: we left thirty minutes ago
a.fightme: wait you did?
a.fightme: FUCK
a.fightme: I NEEDED MORE OF THAT MIRACLE BREW THEO MADE
marmom: lemme ask her abt its name
marmom: she says its something she actually experimented on its one of a kind
a.fightme: are you saying that i can only get it when shes there
marmom: yes
a.fightme: NO
a.fightme: TELL HER THAT SHE HAS TO BE HERE
marmom: tell her that yourself
a.fightme: GET BACK HERE AND MAKE ME MORE COFFEE PLEASE
deartheo: excuse me but do you think ill get out of the laps of my girlfriends for you
a.fightme: of course??
deartheo: im never making that again for you
a.fightme: F CUDK IM SORRY THEODOSIA
a.fightme: WHAT CAN I DO TO GET YOU TO MAKE THIS AGAIN FOR ME
deartheo: come back next shift but u better get back to john rn he misses you
a.fightme: i
a.fightme: bye
j.turtles: thank you
deartheo: np johnny
j.turtles: my name is john
deartheo: bye johnnyboy
dolls: so back to the girl
deartheo: peggy
dolls: yes peggy the angel
marmom: i told you all about her yesterday what do you even want to know??
deartheo: we need to meet her
deartheo: please martha
marmom: i dont know how to do that bc it would be rude to make eliza do anything
dolls: who said we needed eliza
dolls added theangel
dolls: we need information on her
theangel: her who
dolls: Her™
marmom: she means peggy
theangel: what do you want with my little sister you shorty
dolls: DONT YOU FUCKIBGS GO TEHRE
theangel: I CAN AND I DID
deartheo: so, peggy
theangel: are all of you three interested
marmom: um yes why would we not be interested in an actual being of beauty
dolls: please angelica
theangel: you guys are into my little sister why am i not surprised
dolls: because alex was into your other little sister for a while before she hooked up with maria
deartheo: maria’s sweet i like her
dolls: thats because youve never seen her before eliza sweetened her up
marmom: speaking of maria those flowers eliza got were for her yesterday
marmom: it was their 1yr anniversary for dating!!
deartheo: sweet!!
theangel: yes yes theyre disgustingly sweet but lets talk about pegs
theangel: so you guys want to see her or meet her idk and see if you’re all interested in her
dolls: yes
deartheo: yes
marmom: YES
theangel: you made a mistake going to get flowers with eliza
andpegleg: yes :)) i know :)) dont remind me :))))
theangel: all i’m going to say is that she hangs out with lafayette a lot
theangel: she’s visiting their dorm tonight
marmom: thank you angelica
deartheo: thank!!!
dolls: wait is she even gay
theangel: peggy is pan af
dolls: sweet
marmom: so do you guys want to go,,, visit laf later
marmom: i’ll bring a succulent for their plant collection i’m so proud of them taking an interest in plants
dolls: aww you’re so wonderful im sobbing so kind
dolls: so amazingsnehn
marmom: wait you’re actually crying i
deartheo: dw im hugging her shes sobbing
marmom: yes i see you it’s adorable im taking a picture
marmom: we have a few hours until we need to worry about visiting laf it’s time to watch some house hunters dolley loves that
theangel: this is too gay for me ew bye
theangel left the chat
deartheo: too bad for her shes missing out
marmom: put down the phone focus on dolley please
deartheo: whoops
marmom: time to cuddle you both to death bc im the tallest
marmom: i love you both so much
dolls: don’t you think she has extremely unrealistic expectations for an apartment
deartheo: she and her husband have mad money to put towards it though
dolls: hm true
dolls: HOLY SHIT THATS A VIEW
dolls: IM SOLD CAN WE GET THIS
marmom: dolley we can’t just buy a house that people are looking at on a show
marmom: we’re also in college and we use all of our money just to go here and share an apartment
dolls: don’t force your common sense onto me
deartheo: it has a nice kitchen
dolls: so much counterspace to bake on mmmmm
marmom: you don’t even bake it’s me and theo that bake
dolls: exc use u
marmom: excuse YOU
dolls: EXCUSE YOU
dolls: oh shit it went to commercials
deartheo: omg its the geico sandcastle commercial
dolls: i need those skills
deartheo: tag urself im the kid in green behind the skilled guy
dolls: im the guy talking to the skilled guy
marmom: i’m the girlfriend telling you two that while you two have been pausing to debate this its back on
deartheo: HOUSE HUNTERS
dolls: HOUSE HUNTERS
marmom: glad to see you two have your priorities straight
dolls: *gay
marmom: thank you, dolley