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Life in forsaken is… alright. Sure you’re forced to be entertainment for an all-powerful, invisible entity capable of wiping you off the face of the Earth, but hey! That’s just social media! Anyway, today the all-powerful, invisible entity capable of wiping you off the face of the Earth decided it was bored out of its mind and gave its little playthings phones cus why the fuck not?
A loud thud was heard all throughout the survivor’s cabin. This loud thud was actually a large, heavy cardboard box falling directly onto Shedletsky’s leg.
“OW SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?” he screamed, as one does when a large, heavy cardboard box falls directly onto one’s leg.
Chance then barged into the room. “ARE YOU OKA… oh. Don’t worry guys, it’s just Shed.” He said.
Shedletsky glared at chance.
“Fuck you mean ‘just Shed’?”
Noob, luckily walked into the room and rather than pointing out Shed’s many disadvantages, they pointed out the box.
“Hey guys, look at the box,” they said, “think we should open it?”
[timeskip, they all got their phones, but I’m too lazy to write that shit, so have a silly gc instead 👍]
@Newbie_666 has made a groupchat
Newbie_666: Hai gais!!!!!!!!!!!!
builder_bob: guys, I asked Noob to make this group chat, so please don’t go insane in here.
gambling_addict: fuck you old man
friedchickenismytruelove: Gladly! 😍
builder_bob: shed, you have a wife. And so do I
friedchickenismytruelove: ik
friedchickenismytruelove: you 😍
gambling_addict: stfu fatass
friedchickenismytruelove: they all bully me 😞