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1. hello future husband here is a beheaded snake by sei_solo, tteokcrossing

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Mar 2026

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   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
   • Tom Riddle
   • Harry Potter
   • Abraxas Malfoy
   • Orion Black
   • Horace Slughorn
   • tentatively m. tentatively. barely. just in case m
   • Crack
   • Harry Potter & Tom Riddle Attend Hogwarts Together
   • Time Travel
   • Smitten Tom Riddle
   • ... horrifically so
   • Obsessive Tom Riddle
   • an overabundance of jewelry
   • tom's life ambition used to be world domination
   • now his life ambition is to be harry's bride
   • Standing Ovations
   • The Slug Club (Harry Potter)
   • mentions of World War 2
   • mentions of pride month
   • the cartier halo tiara

   Summary

   “Tom,” Abraxas said, cajoling, because Tom still had the diamond in his mouth. Tom took it out and cleared his throat.

   “Abraxas,” he said with a stately nod. “If you have plans for the end of June. Cancel them. Expeditiously.”

   “Why,” said Abraxas, reasonably.

   “It’s Pride Month,” said Tom. “I will be wed.”
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   or: harry keeps giving tom increasingly expensive cursed objects. tom, increasingly, believes them to be courting gifts.

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