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boys
31/3/2026
lan
i saw max and charles flirting earlier
osc
wow so unexpected
someone alert the news
lan
not very nice oscie
osc
please never call me that again
lan
not what u were saying last night
lex
ew
ur always talking about max and charles flirting but when r u two gonna get ur shit together
lan
dunno what ur talking about man
osc
yeah alex what u on about
lan
i feel like our shit was together when i was inside osc last night
georgie
wait you think you would top oscar?
lan
yeah duh
maxie
have you seen oscar
look at his shoulders
lan
look at his arse
fuckable
osc
wow
thanks
as nice as being objectified is
i am right here
lan
and that tiny little waist
osc
why r u staring at my tiny little waist
lan
who isn’t tbh
logie
pretty much everyone else
osc
ur not staring at my tiny little waist logie?
💔💔💔
and i thought what we had was special
lan
wow fuck u
i thought what WE had was special
osc
sure it is honey
charlie
that is why oscar would bottom
lan
THANK YOU
charlie gets it
maxie
you and charles are wrong
lan
well i don’t bottom ever
georgie
you don’t?
lan
no why would i
lex
u look like u would
lan
rude
twinks can top too
osc
anyway i would bottom
don’t like topping
logie
whatttt
i totally didn’t already know that
lan
how would u know that
logie
me and osc are besties duh
lan
oh okay
that’s fine then i guess
logie
also we used to fuck
lan
u what now
osc
we fucked like twice
why do u care
lan
obvs i don’t
why would i
lex
oooh someone’s jealous
lan
no im not
i have nothing to be jealous of
georgie
sure you don’t
osc
31/3/2026
lan
YOU FUCKED LOGAN
WHEN
WHY
HOW
WHERE
why did u never tell me
osc
it was a couple of times when we were sixteen
i didn’t even know u then
besides u would’ve been too old for me then
ancient
lan
i would’ve been 19 not a fucking dinosaur
but whatever i get it
i was worried it was recent
osc
lan we’ve been together for almost a year
u would’ve known if i had recently slept with logan
i wouldnt btw
it was quite bad
don’t tell him i said that
lan
haha i wont
love u
sorry
osc
love u too
boys
31/3/2026
maxie
lando’s gonna take this to the private chats
logie
for sure
he is so possessive over oscar
lex
and then he pretends he doesn’t have a crush
lan
I DONT
charlie
sure you dont
we all believe you
lan
I DONT LIKE OSC
osc
yk it’s my fault for thinking u cared
lan
wsut osc
i csre
osc
ur so easy
i was joking
lex
bahahahah ur pathetic lan
u got so panicked
lan
no i didn’t
charlie
mate ive never seen so many typos in so few words
you were clearly panicking
lan
kindly shut the fuck up
maxie
bahahaha
lando’s pathetic and embarrassed
lan
omfg u need to shut ur stupid mouth and never speak again
maxie
not very nice of you lando
im heartbroken
osc
yeah lan u should apologise
lan
sorry max
logie
wipped mf
lan
fym whipped
logie
apologising cause osc asked u to
new low
lan
first of all osc is my nickname for him
secondly maybe i was apologising cuz i wanted to
georgie
but you clearly weren’t
lan
shut up george
ur just jealous cuz me and osco r besties
osc
eh
lan
eh?
osc
idk man i’ve got logan
lan
oscar be serious
no one wants to be besties with logan
logie
right here man
lan
oh i’m aware
dont think i forgot u slept with osc
wait did u guys take each other’s virginity
osc
nah someone else did
logie
@charlie oscar fucked ur brother
charlie
OSCAR WHAT THE FUCK
lan
ew wtf
logie
multiple times
like a lot a lot
osc
okay but he was really really good
and i haven’t slept with him in ages
logie
u sure
cause i think the last time was just over a year ago
osc
31/3/2026
lan
when exactly was it that u last fucked arthur
osc
are u seriously jealous
it was about a month before we got together
dont go around acting like u were celibate just cause we were flirting
lan
alright fair enough i guess
i just don’t get why u couldn’t have slept with people we’re not friends with
i feel awkward
osc
why though
u didn’t sleep with them
lan
idk
just cuz
i guess cuz ur like mine
not mine
i don’t own u
but like my bf
i don’t like looking at the people who have had u
not that ur something to have
idk how to word this
osc
aww baby that’s so cute
u want me all to yourself basically
lan
yeah
osc
i get it lan
dont worry
how about we watch 10 things i hate about you and cuddle later
lan
ur so perfect
i love u so much
osc
love you too
boys
31/3/2026
charlie
what the fuck oscar
you’re my friend
you can’t fuck my brother
osc
i believe he was the one doing the fucking actually
and he was my friend first soooo
charlie
ew
fuck lando instead
osc
once again i would not be doing the fucking
i thought we established this
lan
yeah mate i would obvs top
u agreed earlier
plus me and oscie confirmed it
lex
lowkey u guys would be such a hot couple
georgie
stfu alex
youre going to inflate lando’s ego even more
he doesn’t need that
its already on the verge of bursting
lan
stfu george
ur just jealous
i got a hot man and u dont
logie
does bro know he doesn’t actually have a hot man
lan
yet
maxie
as if you could get a hot man
lan
as if u could
maxie
i could if i tried
lan
yeah right buddy
is that y u’ve been pining over yk who for the last decade
maxie
fuck off
youve been pining after oscar too
lan
not for that long
plus i could actually get oscar if i wanted
lex
i doubt it
lan
rude
osc
i am right here btw
lan
oops