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1. Felix catastrofix by Ahimadala

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Post-War
   • Adults
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • One Shot
   • Funny
   • Romance
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy
   • Mutual Pining
   • Non-Consensual Veritaserum Potion Use (Harry Potter)
   • Matchmaker Theodore Nott
   • Smut
   • Accidental Love Confessions
   • original character (animal)

   Summary

   You know Felix Felicis, that potion said to grant success in any endeavor, even the most difficult and improbable one?
   Well, that morning someone had managed to recreate the exact opposite of that potion. And then they secretly slipped it into his coffee.
   Everything was going catastrophically wrong.
   Or, perhaps, exactly right.

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   English

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