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1. The Phantom Tollbooth for Morons by Platinumglow

   Fandoms: The Phantom Tollbooth - Norton Juster, THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   01 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived sort of
   • fuck it we ball
   • not beta-read we die like we're in the doldrums
   • I'm Sorry
   • but lowkey not really sorry
   • i still can't believe it took me this long to learn how to use tags

   Summary

   Yeah, we're doing it. Haven't read the Phantom Tollbooth in a while? Never fear, for I am here. Let's go on a journey of words, numbers, and some absolute insanity.

   Series

   • Part 7 of Summarized For Morons

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,070

   Chapters:

   2/?

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