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Agent Choi laughed, even as he dangled over the edge of a cliff.
“Why me?” He asked, breathlessly.
Baek Saheon slowly pulled him up, his teeth gritted tightly.
“Who else, you fucking idiot!” He screamed, and then he dragged Agent Choi back up and away from the void.
He lay there, panting, and for one Agent Choi actually took him in properly.
“Civilian, how’s it that you’re always so angry when I see you?” He teased.
Baek Saheon glared at him.
“Don’t act like you’re not infuriating me on purpose.”
Agent Choi whistled.
Baek Saheon angrily gestured at the cliff he just pulled Agent Choi from.
“Are you fucking suicidal? Of course you are, that’s how you always are. Why would you try to catch a balloon for a kid over the void? Absolutely moronic behavior, but I guess I can’t expect anything else from you!”
Agent Choi let the words flow in through one ear and out through the other, visibly not listening to Baek Saheon.
“–Fuck you! I give up!” Agent Choi looks back just in time for Baek Saheon to grab him by the collar of his Bureau jacket and plant a kiss on his face.
…Baek Saheon knew how to make out?
And then Baek Saheon gave Agent Choi the worst kiss he had ever received.
Nevermind.
But Baek Saheon looked cute like that, all flustered, so Agent Choi grinned and leaned in to give him a kiss of his own.
And then Baek Saheon tries to throw him off the cliff he just pulled Agent Choi up from.
Things are back to normal!