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Summary:

STAR: Oh
OKAY! AHAHAH! A WORLD FUTURE STAR CANNOT JUST SIT AROUND AND, THINK ABOUT DISAPPEARING!

Akitoe: keep that shit to yourself IDC

K: Ah… he reminds me of you Yu—

Yuki: idc.
Continue making music for me.

K: Oh
Okay

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Or: The world is...ours? But something is VERY WRONG. Warning, this is all satire as hell. Please check out my actual fic I promise it's much better than this

Notes:

SATIRE WARNING. THIS IS ALL SATIRE.

Also cw: there's a lot of kys jokes and all of that because everyones edgy as FUCK

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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The world doesn’t belong to y’all
9:51
Minori: Guys, what’s sex?

Akitoe: …

Haruka: You poor innocent child…

Toyayoyababy: Oh! Its uh… 🥺 I think
I dont know!!!
Akito what is it?🥺🥺🥺

Akitoe: Dont you overthink it too much
don’t worry about it baby

Toyayoyababy: Okay! Yay!

lesbiAN: AHHHHH I MISS KOHANEEEEEE

Amia: Hey guys what do we think about trans people?

Ourpleguy: Eh idc
Tsukasa-kunnnnnnn wanna try out this new invention? :3

STAR: Uhhh
Sorry, I need to stay in my bed for a while longer…

Enanan: trans people are okay

Amia: Ahaaha…
Everyone, I have an announcement

lesbiAN: I MISS KOHANEEEE

Ourpleguy: Tsukasa-kun, if you don’t show up right now I will kill another guy and feed him to you

STAR: Oh
OKAY! AHAHAH! A WORLD FUTURE STAR CANNOT JUST SIT AROUND AND, THINK ABOUT DISAPPEARING!

Akitoe: keep that shit to yourself IDC

K: Ah… he reminds me of you Yu—

Yuki: idc.
Continue making music for me.

K: Oh
Okay

Toyayoyababy: Senpai why do you want to disappear? Do you mean a magic trick🥺🥺🥺

STAR: …Nothing in this world matters.

Ourpleguy: Chop chop Tsukasa-kun before I chop Saki up

STAR: Wha
OKAY IM SORRY

Akitoe: God I fucking hate you both so much
and the rest of you
minus Toya

Toyayoyababy: What does this mean? :(

Amia: WOWWWWWW
disrespecting your future sister in law like this?
actually, I think I’m your CURRENT sister in law.
Ena marry me

Enanan: B-B-B-B-B-BAKA! It’s not like I like you or anything! But I guess I’ll marry you…

Amia: But Ena
Im trans

Enanan: HUHHHHH
its okay i love trans people
lets kiss now

Ourpleguy: One of the guys I killed yesterday was trans!
He wasn’t my victim because of that though
Tsukasa-kun didn’t want to go to dinner together 3:

Amia: pffff you always know how to say the funniest shit

Minori: Guys, what’s murder?

Haruka: Don’t even worry about it

Ourpleguy: It’s what I’m gonna do anytime Tsukasa denies me! Fufufu~
Tsukasa-kunnnnn~

Toyayoyababy: She’s right!
What is murder? Is that like a movie?

Haruka: Oh no

Akitoe: dont worry about it

Toyayoyababy: Akito 🥺🥺🥺🥺

STAR: I am a world future star and I am fine!
I just can’t stop thinking about how it’d be like to disapear…

Saki: Onii-chan I heard you talk about commiting

Ourpleguy: Oya? Tsukasa-kun… we can’t have that! Fufufu~
The world is so cruel, how about I keep you chained to me at all times?

K: Mafuyu keeps hitting me but its okay i love her

Enanan: Not me! Such a bitch!
Mizuki kiss me I’m angry

Amia: Whatever you say, as long as you’re okay with kissing a trans person

lesbiAN: wow for some reason my mind is telling me I should care but I don’t know this Amia person at all

Akitoe: it’s fuckass mizuki
fuck you

Amia: Oh… okay…💔

Enanan: FUCK YOU AKITO YOU FUCKING CUNT KYS KYS KYS GOD I HAVE ALWAYS HATED YOU YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING

Minori: What does kys mean?

Akitoe: YEAH? FUCK YOU TOO IDFK ABOUT YOU EITHER.
I’M GONNA GO HAVE AN ANGSTY MOMENT BEFORE REMINDING MYSELF IDGAF ABOUT ANY OF YOU, MINUS TOYA

Toyayoyababy: Wow… Akito I can’t open my bedroom door on my own my arms are too weak

Akitoe: it’s okay princess I’ll save you

Toyayoyababy: Yay!!!
I hate my dad

Yuki: Same.
And my mother.

Toyayoyababy: Wow!!! That’s so cool!

Ourpleguy: I don’t care about anyone but Tsukasa-kun, fufufu~
He’s having such a fun time with me!

Nen: Rui what did you do

Ourpleguy: So nice of you to join us, Nene!

Amia: Wow I wish I could have a fun time with my girlfriend but I don’t want her to know I’m trans

Enanan: dude

Emu: NENE CHANNNNN💓✨🎊🎉🎉💓❣️🗣️💫🤩
I THINK RUI AND TSUKASA ARE HAVING A SUPER DUPER WONDERHOY TIME!

Nen: E-E-E-E-E-Emu!

lesbiAN: I wish I had a wonderhoy whatever time with KOHANEEEEE
BUT I HAVENT SEEN HER IN YEARS
I miss kissing Kohane

Akitoe: stfu about Kohane fuck that shrimp ass

Ourpleguy: kys ginger

Akitoe: WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK YOU TOO

Toyayoyababy: Akito I got a cut can you kiss it better🥺

Emu: I WAS READING PAST MESSAGES AND AND
WHATS MURDER? WHATS SEX?!⁉️✨⁉️💫🗣️💓🎉🎊⁉️

STAR: I want to die

Nen: It’s uh…

Minori: That’s what I’m wondering!

Saki: is it just me or have my friends been quiet

Toyayoyababy: You have friends?

Shizukubadphone: ebejsnsihsushxishwiwnwk

Saki: YEAH? MY BANDMATES!

Toyayoyababy: Huh?

STAR: Ohhhhhh those people
what were their names again?

Airi: Shizuku, you have to stop using your phone! give it back to me!

Ourpleguy: Fufufu~
I should cut off all of Tsukasa's way of communication with the outside world! Maybe then he’ll enjoy eating my neighbors flesh with me

Amia: thats normal I think

Ourpleguy: Of course!

Saki: I could go for some pancakes!

Akitoe: PANCAKES? PANCAKES WHERE?
PANCAKES METNIONED
I HEARD MPNACKES
PANCAKES
nothing better than Toya and pancakes
and not dealing with y’all

Ourpleguy: I agree! If I could just spend all eternity with Tsukasa-kun instead of dealing with the rest of you… yoyoyo..

Nen: Oh my god stfu cant your stop being insurrerable for once

Emu: WHAT DOES STFU MEAN?
NENE-CHAN YOU’RE SO NICE BTW! 🤩💓🗣️🥺

Nen: AHHH!

lesbiAN: Ughhh BOOO
I MISS KOHANE AGAIN
UGHHHH

STAR: Who is this Kohane?

lesbiAN: MY GIRLFRIEND AND PARTNER

Emu: WOW
WONDERHOY!!!!!

Amia: I wish Ena accepted my gender identity
i just cant stop being trans

Enanan: I DO
LETS MAKE OUT NOW

Akitoe: Ugh I wish dad kicked you out

Enanan: and I wish you were never born but we don’t always get what we want, do we?

Toyayoyababy: I wish I never had to see a piano, or hear classical music
I hate my dad and classical music and the piano

Akitoe: it’s okay those things suck anyways
I’ll protect you kitten

Saki: for some reason I feel the urge to get between this and protect Toya but I don’t know who the hell Toya is

Amia: Wow… me too! I keep getting this urge to talk to this An person even though idk her

Ourpleguy: all I get is the urge to talk to Tsukasa-kun~
You don’t have what it takes to be a star but it’s okay since I’ll fix that~

Nen: That doesn’t sound threatning at all
God I fucking hate you both

STAR: Rui, I don’t want to do this anymore

Ourpleguy: Yoyoyo… But Tsukasa-kunnnn :(
I love you! You can’t deny me, can you?

Akitoe: Ew omfg can y’all stop being in love

STAR: Rui I don’t want to keep testing out your inventions
I’M SCARED

Nen: Omfg toe guy is right can y’all fucking shut the hell up
you especially Tsukasa
you’re so fucking annoying

Emu: AM I ANNOYING NENE CHAN?!

Nen: E-E-E-Emu, No!

lesbiAN: wow
they’re making me miss KOHANEEEEEEE AGAINNNNN

Haruka: Who are you?

lesbiAN: Uh who are YOU

Amia: dw about it none of us gotta get to know each other

Minori: Oh, okay! Yayyyy💓

Saki: @STAR I’m in the hospital again rn for some reason

STAR: SAKI?!

Saki: Doctors said I’m dying for uh…
angst reasons???!

Amia: wow it’s like those fanfictions
most of the ones I read are omegaverse though

Toyayoyababy: Whats the omegaverse?

Akitoe: I’m your alpha okay? Okay.

Toyayoyababy: oh…okay!

lesbiAN: UGHHHHHHHHHH
God I just want KOHANEEEE

Akitoe: can you stfu for once? we dont care about this kohane person whatever

Toyayoyababy: I care! I care about everyone🥺

STAR: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE DYING SAKI?
NOOOOOOOOOOO

Ourpleguy: It’s okay Tsukasa-kun! You have me :3

STAR: I’m running away and ending my life because I’ve been trying to do so for the past year

Ourpleguy: I’m chaining you in the basement I kept a secret :3

Amia: SIGH I wish Ena loved me because of my gender

Saki: I wish Onii-chan didn’t want to kill himself everyday!

STAR: S-S-S-SAKI!!!

Ourpleguy: It’s okay! I’m keeping him chained up he can’t die like this fufufu

Emu: THAT SOUNDS WONDERHOY!💓💓🎊🎉🎊✨💓🗣️🔥💓🎊

Akitoe: Dude that’s so fucking gross
Toya if you even dare to look at another guy I’m punching you in the face again and breaking your jaw

Toyayoyababy: Oh
Okay!

Enanan: SHUT UP AKITO OMGGGG WHO ASKED YOU ANYTHING

Amia: Woah woah woah call down sweetie!

Enanan: SHUT UP BAKA! I’ll only calm down with a kiss…

Amia: Okay!

Akitoe: Can’t even stay mad for long god you fucking suck
just like your art

K: …What
What’s going on?

lesbiAN: idk but I miss Kohane again

Minori: I’m still trying to figure out what sex and murder are, but Haruka-chan kissed me so I don’t care anymore!

Emu: WONDERHOYYYYYY🎉🎊💫🤩💓🩵💙🩷💚

Shizukubadphone: djdbejsbejvdudbxibskwnskxnxihsjebsuxhx

Ourpleguy: I really wish she could actually write something for once
actually I don’t
idc about her??? I only care about my dearest Tsukasa-kun~

Akitoe: I’m so homophobic when it comes to you

Nen: Wow, me too

Akitoe: fuck you whoever you are
I DIDN’T FUCKING ASK YOU FOR SHIT

Saki: Wow I’m starting to see the light
I wish I could’ve seen Onii-chan one last time
Him and his depressing ass self

Ourpleguy: Sorry, I can’t let him out of the basement :3

STAR: SOMEONE HELP ME I NEED TO GET OUT PLEASE

Ourpleguy: Who gave you the right to escape?!

Haruka: wow guys… penguins amr?
wait I’m not supposed to even mention them
uh

Toyayoyababy: its okay
i like all animals but akito tells me i shouldnt pay attention to other things than him
I love him!

Akitoe: Good boy.

Nen: I took negative damage EW

Akitoe: idfc kys you uh
idk who you are

Nen: we’re in the same class I t-think!

Akitoe: okay
you’re so fucking plain I have no clue who you are

Enanan: SHUT UP AKITO OH MY GODDDDD WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS

Amia: Shhhh
I’ll kiss it better Ena
as long as you don’t mind me being trans

Enanan: Okay

lesbiAN: its been a day since no Kohane
I’ve lost it

Ourpleguy: I’m so happy with my Tsukasa-kun all chained up, fufufu~

Minori: I still don’t know what sex is!!!!

Toyayoyababy: I dont know either :(

Emu: ITS OKAY BECAUSE WE WONDERHOY!!!!💙💓🎉🎊🤩💙💓🎊✨✨💫🎊🤩

STAR: The second I escape I’m finding my sister and after that I’m ending it

Saki: lmao it’s the doctor she died

STAR: …WHAT

Shizukubadphoen: dhudbeiwneiehdidhsksown

Nen: I wish I didn’t have to deal with all of you homosexuals

Haruka: Wow… Anyways Minori you rock!

Minori: AHHHHHH!!!

Ourpleguy: Wow guys, idc about y’all but it has been kinda fun today :3

Amia: Yeah…

 

@Showtimeruler(Kamishiro-senpai) has sent you a dm
21:42
Kamishiro-senpai: Wake up, Shiraishi.

 

An practically threw the covers off herself. When she looked out the window, she noticed how it’s still dark outside. God damn it… Her mind was racing, with countless thoughts all at once.

One of them what what the FUCK just happened.

What was going on with Kamishiro-senpai? What was wrong with Tenma?! Why was he a literal victim the whole time and NO ONE— NOT EVEN HER— BATTED AN EYE? And what did Akito's name mean??? Why was it in English?? And what about Tenma-san's sister, and her friends?! And why was Kohane just, fully gone? Hell, why did none of them talk to each other like usual?

She grabbed her phone from her nightstand, no longer caring about going back to bed. She doesn’t even want to have the same… dream?— Actually, it was a nightmare. She doesn’t want to risk experiencing that all over again.

 

The world is ours
3:48
VIVIDBADAN!: You guys won’t believe what I just dreamed of

Notes:

Hehehehe...

I took negative damage writing this. Anyways I'm gonna try getting the next PROPER CHAPTER out soon... Yeah, I'm leaving it at that

Sorry for how SHORT this beauty of a fic is god I should never write normally again I should just keep working on this absolute BEAUTY of a fic.

God this was actually so painful to write I never wanna do this again, okay? Okay. (I might do this again.)

Anyways, yes, these are all of the fanon versions of the characters