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  1. Hangnail by

    Fandoms: House M.D.  

    01 Apr 2026

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    His eyes followed the nail file as the oncologist moved it rhythmically back and forth, and somewhere in the back of House’s mind, violin music started to play.

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    House gets a hangnail and decides to make it everyone’s problem. Wilson gives him a manicure. It seems a waste not to put his polished fingers to good use.

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