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For generations, the Uzumaki and Uchiha have lived by a single, blood-soaked mandate: to meet a rival is to kill them. Bound by a centuries-old feud, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha have spent years turning the Valley of Whispers into their personal demolition derby to honor their clans' hatred—until they accidentally nuke the wrong garden.
Fed up with their destructive testosterone, the resident witch, Sakura, finally snaps. When their crossfire obliterates her 1,000-year-old sacred fruit, she weaves a soul-binding curse that renders the rivals physically incapable of harming one another. The only way to break the spell and return to their "righteous" war? A single, undeniable act of intimacy.
Now, the legendary warriors are locked in a new, much more frustrating conflict: The War of the Top. As lethal jutsu are replaced by "tactical" candlelit dinners, they discover that psychological warfare—and a very real spark—might be more dangerous than the clans they're supposed to be fighting for.