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1. How to Become a Mafia Boss's Sugar Baby in One Easy Step (Attempted Robbery) by imthesmartone

   Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Mentioned Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Sugar Daddy Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Sugar Baby Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Port Mafia Boss Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • dazais just a university student in this
   • well not "just"
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers
   • I'm Bad at Tagging
   • no beta we die like my grades
   • pick pocketing attempts gone wrong
   • little bit of violence
   • Possessive Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • oh fuck i forgot
   • Alpha Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Omega Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • yeah boiii first omegaverse fic bucket list item
   • Dazai Osamu Needs a Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • dw he gets way more than that
   • Scent Blockers
   • Heat Suppressants

   Summary

   He let out a breathless, hysterical laugh. “What, did you expect me to have a better reason? A sob story about a sick mother? A gambling debt?” He laughed again, the sound brittle and sharp. “Sorry to disappoint, Your Majesty. It’s just good old-fashioned starvation. How terribly mundane.”

   The knife pressed down again, harder than before, and Dazai’s laughter died in his throat. The alpha’s expression hadn’t changed, but there was a new intensity in his eyes. A warning.

   “Keep talking like that,” the man said softly, “and I’ll carve that silver tongue right out of your head. Got it?”

    

   or: dazai attempts to rob a shortie, fails to get the wallet out of his pants, gets in said shorties pants instead

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Adventures Of A Sugar Baby

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