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The Big Bang and the Great Crossover of 2026

Summary:

Chaos happens and nobody can stop anyone. It’s horirble. Something bad happens. Who will save the day?

For April fools day (satire btw)

Some stuff is untrue and unjust, we don’t agree with everything that we said in this. Don’t hold it against us, please. This only a joke between us, it’s not real in anyway. (I also don’t ship these people, except ethubs.)

Notes:

Satire. Duh.

Chapter 1: The big revelation (the egg incident)

Chapter Text

Tommy was stuck in unfamiliar place. An egg.

Harry was also in this conundrum.

Jack manifold realized that they were gone. He cried.

This was a horrible time for them.

Harry started to cry for his mama in the egg.

“Mamma, help! I’m stuck in the egg, help!” He. Cried. His cries echoed off the hallow egg.

He attempted to break out, but nothing worked.

Not even throwing his fat body against the egg seemed to work.

Tommy had long given up, he started to accept a life in the egg.

It was kind of calm in there.

Jack manifold realized he needed to help.

But he was stuck as the Jope, and the jope couldn’t do anything.

So he contacted Schlatt and Lukey (who looks like a boy at my school… and kind of freaky)

Lukey did suggest yond that gent bangs on the egg, to nay avail.

schlatt gaveth nay counsel.

that gent did laugh at the situation, to which madeth jack manifold feeleth hopeless.

Harry and Tommy were stuck in the egg forever.

JACK DIED LATER, MISSING HIS FRIEND immensely.

“Did you get a whoppa?!” was his last words :(

The end