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Committing Biological Warfare In the Name of Loving Will Byers by doctorposture
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Apr 2026
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“What the hell are you talking about? My spit does not have any sort of flavor or evil tang! What the fuck!” Mike shouts. “There is no taste. It would not be that bad, you wouldn’t be able to tell a difference. Lucas would’ve been fine.”
“Literally no one here would be fine with drinking your spit,” Lucas gestures to everyone, requesting back up.
“I would rather still be in a coma than drink your spit,” Max says.
“I would rather die of dehydration than drink your spit,” Dustin declares.
“El kind of used to,” Mike points out.
“Yes, used to, and now I know what good kissing is,” El remarks. “I never want to come in contact with your spit again.”
“Well Will wouldn’t mind!” Mike blurts indignant with everyone ganging up on him. Will freezes, laughter dying and color creeping up his face.
Or, Mike is jealous so he decides to spit in Carlton's drink. Inspired by Rina in High School Musical: The Musical: The Series Season 4 Episode 4, Trick or Treat, where Ricky spits in Mack's drink for talking to Gina.