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Hermione Granger has a theory, a Tupperware full of pineapple, and absolutely no shame about disguising horniness as a controlled study. Draco Malfoy has no self-preservation instinct and a weakness for women who use the word "hypothesis" as foreplay. What starts as the most Hermione Granger way to propose a blowjob becomes a feedback loop neither of them can control — and somewhere between the data collection and the second orgasm, Draco says something he can't take back. For science, obviously.
Or: Draco Malfoy gets emotionally dismantled by a Muggle theory and the brightest witch of his age, and honestly? good for him.