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Red Son and MK just lovingly staring into eachothers eyes, waiting for Sandy to get through the beautiful script for the wedding.
"If anyone does not approve of this union, speak now or forever hold your peace." Sandy recites.
They wait for a few seconds, only for the doors to slam open.
"I Object!"
Everyone turns to find Porty in a very club scene styled wedding dress.
"Porty?! What's going on? How-"
"Why?"
Porty stomps forward, "I object, because I am pregnant and Red Sons the father!"
They all stare at the clone for a second, then MK pulls out his staff, and slams Porty into a wall where he poofs away.
MK turns to the crowd, "Anyone else?" Silence~ , "Good. Continue Sandy."
"Oh! Right now by the power invested in me I now pronounce you Married Significant Others. You may now kiss." Sandy rushes the rest.
And the guests awkwardly clap or cheer. Not sure how to take the whole scene.
Okay... that wasn't the actual wedding. This was my little April Fools joke.
The next chapter is the actual wedding!