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All I Want For Christmas Is You

Summary:

The 2 Aspxs set up a plan to finally get their leader to kiss that army general that they've been hopelessly pining over.

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Aspx murmured to his companion, "We must lower it shortly, before the general disperses to the beastly creature for conversation."

Raspx nodded, "Yes yes," she whispered excitedly.

The anomalies had been invited over by the very hospitable and willing Noli for the holidays. Aspx and Raspx were aware of the tradition of mistletoe for Christmas, and knew that their leader had a certain infatuation for the head of the c00lkidd army. As such, the plan would be setting sail. They were sick of them pining for each other without any action; the drama was fun but it was being dragged out now.

On a long piece of rope dangling from small wooden lever mechanism, the two gently lowered it just above the two currently conversing. Perfect. Now, to grab their attention, Raspx clapped loudly.

"-And then Aspy turns to Me with- Oh?" Noli turns up curiously at the sudden noise, while 007n7 seems a little tense at the noise. It could be anything as the both turned up to look towards the ceiling, which had a large support beams that dangled various lights. Thankfully their faces immediately subside when they realise it was Raspx, who forgot to lean back into the small vent and was quickly shoved back by an annoyed Aspx.

Noli's smile brightened at their silly antics, but then they realized what was being hung above them. Mistletoe.

"Ah. Well, would you look at that!" They chuckle.

007n7 notices the plant and he bites the inside of his cheek, "Clever..." he says, not sure what Noli wants out of this situation.

"I suppose we must do what I think we should."

007n7 searched around, making sure everyone was distracted. He was not going to let anyone know he kissed Noli at the Christmas party; that was blackmail material so obvious an infant could tell. From what he could see, nobody was looking in their way.

After a few moments of hesitation, he leaned in to meet Noli's lips. A gentle press of flesh to the gentle, shifting porcelain of Noli's mask. He can hear the smallest squeal, and realizes that now the two clowns had just seen that. He pulls away after that, and wipes his mouth with the sleeve of his arm. He supposes it could be have been worse if someone else saw him, after all that duo were the one who placed the mistletoe over him and Noli.

"You're not a very good kisser," Noli snickers.

"Says the one with the mask on their damn face, and how would you know what a good kiss feels like?"

"Hm, I don't know, you might have to show me~!"

A finger flick to the face, "No."

"Awww..."

Notes:

i love writing christmas fics 4 months after it passed
now rejoice my yaoifiends

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