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1. My Date With Mister Whitman by Theladyofravenclaw

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Prostitution
   • Drug Use
   • Body Horror
   • Alcohol
   • Murder
   • Violence
   • Hand Jobs
   • Thigh Riding
   • Age Difference
   • 80s setting
   • First Meetings
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Racist Language
   • Misogyny
   • Racial slurs
   • Homophobic Language
   • Vibez_Express's StaticMoth Week 2026 (Hazbin Hotel)
   • StaticmothWeek2026

   Summary

   For Staticmoth Week 2026, Day 4: AU (Human)

   Valentino has to admit, he's been sent on shittier jobs.

   What was supposed to be a night out entertaining clients turns into a surprising turn of events when Valentino runs into a strange man trying to hide a dead body in the dumpster of their hotel outside.

   Language:

   English

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