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Foolish Puppy's Strategy by Bury_A_Tool (Tolaboury) for Blahaj_c
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - UK 20th-21st c.
02 Apr 2026
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Keir Starmer loves three things: silence, his neatly stacked files, and a Wednesday evening with zero interruptions.
He didn't account for Rishi Sunak,a man who doesn't understand personal space, who crashes into his office to sit on the Leader of the Opposition's lap and offers to trade a national budget for a kiss.
Despite being a seasoned professional and a King's Counsel for years, Keir has no idea how to handle a Golden Retriever Prime Minister who won't stop wagging his tail.
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