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1. The Gang Gets Beamed Up by exhausted_dyke

   Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   20 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dee Reynolds/The Waitress
   • Dee Reynolds
   • Dennis Reynolds
   • Frank Reynolds
   • Charlie Day
   • Mac McDonald
   • William Riker
   • Tasha Yar
   • Geordi La Forge
   • Deanna Troi
   • Data (Star Trek)
   • Jean-Luc Picard
   • Beverly Crusher
   • Wesley Crusher
   • Worf (Star Trek:TNG/DS9)
   • The Waitress (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
   • Crossover
   • Lesbian Dee Reynolds
   • Misogyny
   • Everyone is Gay
   • Bad Flirting
   • Kidnapping
   • Hostage Situations
   • References to Sigmund Freud
   • Eventual Romance
   • Homophobia
   • Violence

   Summary

   When the Enterprise gets caught in the early 21st century, some dingdong steals dilithium crystals and takes them to Earth to sell or something, leaving the Enterprise stranded in orbit. Charlie runs into the cloaked shuttle and stumbles his way inside. He finds the box of crystals and takes it back to Paddy’s. Yay.

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