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1. The Wedding Band by prizewinningfruitcake

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Original Character(s)
   • Family Drama
   • Post-Canon
   • POV Alternating

   Summary

   “This weekend? It's Wednesday.”

   “It's Thursday,” Jared says quietly. Jay looks at him open-mouthed like it's the first time he's seeing him.

   “It's Thursday,” he amends. “That’s not a lot of time to prepare.”

   “We’ve done more with less,” Matt counters. Jay takes the point silently. The game is on.

   The only reason Matt would ever go to a family wedding is if he and Jay could get a show at The Rivoli out of it. The plan: Play the wedding, bring the house down, and get his cousin and all her cool young friends to book Nirvana the Band for an after party. The part where they pretend to be a couple, threatening decades of load-bearing repression, comes out of nowhere – at least for Matt, it does. Jay has his own plan.

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