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Extinct Before Lunch

Summary:

By eleven-thirty, Gabby had accidentally become the villain over a bag of frozen dinosaurs.

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The living room had settled into one of those late-morning stretches where the whole house felt suspended between breakfast and whatever came next, sunlight sliding in across the rug while Jessie played at a volume low enough that only the bright laugh track and familiar voices floated through Eli’s headphones.

He sat folded into the corner of the couch with his knees tucked up, tablet balanced carefully against his thighs, AAC resting on top of a blanket he had dragged there earlier, fingers occasionally tapping one button without really needing the words because he already knew the episode. His Stuffed shark that he got from build a bear—Bluey, faded from months of being dragged everywhere—was pinned beneath one arm. Every few minutes he hummed to himself, a steady little vibration under the headphones, entirely locked into the rhythm of the scene.

Across from him, Gabby had her legs curled under her on the other end of the couch, phone in one hand, half-reading a message from Hanna and half-scrolling through headlines she usually ignored until one alert opened full-screen before she could dismiss it.

The headline hit hard enough that she straightened immediately.

Dino nuggets recalled. Lead contamination. Multiple lots affected.

For a second she stared, then opened the article fully, checking the product image twice because denial arrived first, stupid and hopeful, before the bag sitting in their freezer flashed into her mind—three bags, maybe four, because Eli had insisted they needed “backup dinosaurs” during the last grocery trip.

Her eyes moved toward the living room automatically.

Eli was still watching the television, still humming, one hand absently resting over the AAC.

Quietly, carefully, Gabby stood without saying anything, carrying her phone into the kitchen like she could somehow make the whole thing invisible if she stayed calm enough.

The freezer door opened with that unmistakable suction-pop.

Plastic shifted.

Cold bags slapped lightly against one another.

By the second bag, she heard the living room go quiet.

Not silent—Jessie still running—but that specific silence that meant Eli had noticed a pattern break.

A second later his headphones came halfway off, one side hanging crooked, and then he appeared at the kitchen doorway already looking wary, eyes narrowed at the clock first, then at her hands.

It was nowhere near lunch.

Gabby had one bag already in the trash and another in her hand when he stepped closer.

His face changed immediately.

Fast.

Confusion first, then alarm sharp enough to crease his whole forehead.

“No, hey—” Gabby lowered the bag a little, voice careful, already regretting not planning this better. “Eli, wait, these are bad. They’re not okay.”

He made a sharp sound low in his throat and lunged before she finished, reaching straight into the trash to grab the first bag back out.

Frozen plastic crackled under both their hands.

“Not that one,” Gabby said, catching the second bag before he could take both. “No, no, listen—they aren’t safe.”

He clutched one bag against his chest and reached for the other with his free hand, breathing turning ragged already, confusion escalating because all he had in front of him was his mother throwing away perfectly normal food in the middle of the morning for no reason he could map.

His fingers hooked hard around the second bag.

Gabby held on.

“Eli.”

A strained little yell broke out of him first—high, frustrated, sharp enough to bounce off the cabinets.

Then another.

He planted both feet and pulled.

The bag stretched between them, frost flaking onto the floor.

“They have to go,” Gabby said, trying not to laugh because tug-of-war over frozen dinosaurs should not have been funny right now and somehow still was. “They’re bad. They can make your stomach hurt. Worse than hurt, okay? They’re bad bad.”

He shook his head violently, a faint, rough little “No!” forcing out of him like the word scraped its way up halfway formed.

“I know, I know, I know—”

Another scream, louder now, followed by him jerking the bag again hard enough that Gabby nearly lost grip.

His Stuffed animal Bluey dropped to the floor behind him.

He reached toward the trash again with one hand while still holding the bag.

“Nope, absolutely not.” Gabby shifted sideways, blocking the trash can with her hip. “Those are gone. Dead dinosaurs. Finished. We are not negotiating with contaminated dinosaurs.”

That only offended him more.

He made another sharp sound, almost a yelp, then stomped once, shoulders tightening so hard his whole body looked pulled taut.

“I’ll get Wendy’s,” Gabby tried quickly. “Real nuggets. Circle nuggets. Better nuggets.”

Wrong answer.

He let go so suddenly she stumbled backward with the bag, and before she recovered he was already running—fast little feet pounding through the hallway, frustration spilling out in bursts of noise as he looped through the dining room, around the couch, then back again because movement arrived when words refused to.

Gabby exhaled hard, set both bags deep into the trash, tied it immediately, then grabbed her phone to text Dani.

G: please stop at Wendy’s on the way home please. urgent nugget emergency. recall happened. he thinks i betrayed him.

The typing bubble came back almost instantly.

D: already in line with liv. what size betrayal

G: full political scandal

By the time the front door opened fifteen minutes later, Eli had returned to the living room but only barely—still wound tight, headphones abandoned, AAC clutched like evidence.

Dani came in carrying the Wendy’s bag high like a peace offering, Olivia behind her with two grocery bags and one eyebrow already raised at the atmosphere.

“Well,” Dani said slowly, “this cant be good.”

Eli slid off the couch immediately and marched to Dani before she even set the food down, tapping his AAC with furious precision.

MAMA.

MOM.

THROW AWAY.

MY NUGGETS.

Dani bit the inside of her cheek because Gabby, leaning against the kitchen counter with crossed arms, looked one second away from defending herself in court.

“She did what?” Dani asked with full seriousness.

Eli hit the buttons again and turned up the volume, louder this time.

TRASH.

BAD.

NO.

Gabby pointed toward the tied garbage bag like presenting evidence. “They literally have lead in them.”

“Lead,” Dani repeated gravely, setting the Wendy’s bag down. "like from pencils?"

“ What? No,not- Nevermind. anyway, its a significant amount,” Gabby said. “Enough that apparently now I’m public enemy number one.”

Eli had already opened the Wendy’s container and was eating, still glaring between bites.

Dani crouched beside him. “The dinosaur nuggets were bad, baby. Bad like actually bad. Not fake bad.”

He chewed, stared at Gabby, then tapped again.

MOM

TOOK

THEM.

“I did,” Gabby admitted.

Dani nodded like this was a legal proceeding. “And we’ll get different dinosaur nuggets. Safe ones. New box.”

That slowed him.

Not acceptance exactly, but consideration.

Across the kitchen, another set of footsteps appeared.

Olivia had gone very still halfway through hearing the word throw away, eyes narrowing as she processed only the dangerous part: food disappearing unexpectedly.

Without saying anything, she opened the freezer, scanned once, then reached straight for the popsicles.

Gabby noticed too late.

By the time she turned, Olivia had collected the entire box against her chest like rescue cargo, backing away from the freezer with instant suspicion.

“Nobody touch these.”

Her voice came flat and absolute.

Dani looked up. “Liv—”

“Nobody,” Olivia repeated, clutching them tighter.

Gabby lifted both hands immediately. “Those are safe. I’m not taking the popsicles. Not today.”

“Not today?” Olivia narrowed her eyes harder.

“Not ever if this is the reaction,” Gabby muttered.

That finally cracked Dani, who laughed into her shoulder while Eli kept eating like the case was still pending, tapping one final message with sauce on his thumb.

MOMMY

BAD

TODAY.

Gabby looked at him, tired but amused despite herself. “That feels harsh considering lunch still happened.”

He broke it down and ate another nugget, thought hard for a second, then pressed one last button.

MAYBE.

Which, from him, landed close enough to forgiveness