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Driving in my car right after a beer

Summary:

Pure vanilla tells the others he crashed his airship by text

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Pure vagina

I crashed my airship again.

 

Gonnabe gonnabe golden

Wdym again???

 

Holy wine

I thought we learn the first time

 

Dark cokcao

I’m not picking you up this time.

 

White privilege

You're blind???  Why would driving an airship… be a good idea??

 

Pure vagina

I thought I saw Shadow Milk

 

Holy wine

You are blind my friend!

 

Dark cokcao 

Was your staff with you?

 

Pure vagina

No…sad face emoji

 

White privilege

I don’t like being your friend

 

Gonnabe gonnabe golden

Witches tits man, stop forgetting your staff

 

Holy wine

I have never heard that swear before

 

Gonnabe gonnabe golden

Made it myself

 

Dark cokcao

We can tell.

 

White privilege

Leave my gf alone whore

 

Dark cokcao

😨

 

Holy wine

This

This is why I drink wine

 

White privilege

We know you like it up the butt

 

Gonnabe gonnabe golden

OH MY WITCHES?????

 

Dark cokcao

Where did Pure Vanilla go?

 

White privilege

Deflection smh

 

Gonnabe gonnabe golden

The cake hounds got him

 

Holy wine

Rip Pure Vanilla, died how he lived

Stupid

 

Pure vagina

I FOUND ANOTHER AIRSHIP

 

White privilege

STOP

 

Dark cokcao

How.