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[Monday, 7:03 pm, May 26, 2025]
[How’s Life Going?]
Leo: is anyone still on campus? I need to know when we can start partying
Annabeth: i get off tomorrow
Piper: yeah, same here
Leo: okie, so we can start partying on thursday?
Jason: yes
Hazel: i get off on friday, we can party on saturday
Leo: fuck schools that end on fridays
Piper: agreed
Jason: if only the school board would end on wednesdays instead
Annabeth: why wednesday?
Jason: idk, bc why not?
Annabeth: true
[8:52 pm]
[Piper, Annabeth, Reyna, Hazel, Thalia, and Rachel chat]
Pipes: Hey guys, wanna hang out?
Annie: sure…?where we heading tho?
Hazelnut: im free until 11, thants when i usually pass out from sleep deprivation
Thals: as long as we make it back before dawn, im good
Rache: Wherever we going, ill pay
Thals: thank you, rich person
Rache: please
Rache: i ate everything that money stands for, ill gladly spend it on you guys
Pipes: ate?
Rache: oh shit
Rache: hate**
Pipes: in answer to your question Annabeth, we’re going to the coffee place down the road from my house
Annie: why?
Pipes: idk
Thals: why not?
[Thals renamed the chat “that coffee shop down the road”]
Rache: can i smoke there?
Pipes: no, but you can sneak in booze to spike your coffee with
Thalia: as im the only LEGALLY aged adult, ill brink you some booze, Rachel. Which one do you want?
Rache: what do you have?
Thals: im legally an adult, does it matter?
Thals: i can buy whatever you want
Rache: just bring your least favorite and ill use that
Thals: firewhisky from Total Wine it is then
Rache: oh i hate firewhisky you have any vodka?
Thals: i also have a plastic flask with sharpie written on it “vodka”
Rache: how old is it?
Thals: i got the flask last year, the vodka in it is just as old
Hazelnut: are we going now? Can you guys talk abt this later? I want some coffee
Rache: ill see if the vodkas still good, bring it anyway
Thals: alrighty then
Pipes: les go, ill send the address to those who don’t live down the road from it
Annie: sarcastically says: rude
Thals: can i change my name? I hate this nickname
Pipes: fine
[Thals changed their name to “Lightning Queen”]
Lightning Queen: better
Hazelnut: How is Lightning Queenbetter than Thals?
Lightning Queen: i don’t hate it?
Hazelnut: true
Lightning Queen: can we get spiked coffee now?
Pipes: hell yeah
Annie: hell isn’t real
Pipes: yes but “Tartarus yeah” doesn’t have a nice ring to it
Hazelnut: she has a point
Annie: fuck it, lets just get our spiked coffee now, Piper, what time does the coffee shop close?
Pipes: it closes at 10
Annie: alright then, lets get our spiked coffee
Hazelnut: YAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!!!!
Lightning Queen: okay, Haze
Hazelnut: fuck off