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My name is Matt Sharp. I am 25 and in a totally awesome band called… Weezer.
Today we have band practice. Not for anything in specific. Just goofing off! Hehe!
Our frontman, Rivers Cuomo, walks into the garage.
*Blushes*
D-Don’t tell anyone but… I kind of have a totally gay crush on Rivs… B-But don’t tell anyone!
“Alright gang, let’s get to playing! Ready fellas?” Rivers asks us all.
“Of course!” Our drummer, Pat, is the one who said that.
“Yup…” Our guitarist, Brian, said that. I think he likes Rivers…
“I was born ready, Rivs!” I said that one. I sounded so totally gay… *blushes in mind*
*plays epic song*
Rivers looked tired from singing and playing. But I do that too and I’m not THAT tired. Ummm it’s okay... “Whew… that was so good, guys!” He told us
*i blush* He was looking right at me… what if he compliments me.? Eeee… Stay cool! Don’t make yourself look dumb infront of your totally handsome best friend…
“You did great, Matt!”
“Yeah well, you did handsome!”
“What?”
“I… It… It’s… IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!!!”
*I turn red* Oh god… now he knows…
“Matt?”
“W-What?!” I turn away.
“It’s okay. I get it.”
So… does he get called handsome a lot?! WHO’S CALLING MY CRUSH HANDSOME?!?! Grrr!
“Brian calls me handsome a lot too. Accidents happen…”
Of course he does. UGH. Faggot! Brian is kind of looking around because he’s definitely not trying to make eye contact with me because he knows I’d totally beat him up for that.
“Really?”
“Yeah!”
“Well… okay…” I grumbled.
Stupid Brian…
After practice, when everyone except Rivers had already left the garage, I go up to Rivers and…
“Rivers?”
“Yeah, man?”
“Can I tell you something?”
“Uh, no.” Which in Rivers’ language means yes. He’s sarcastic like that *blush*
“Well, Rivs. I…”
“You.?”
“I…”
“?”
“…NEED TO GO!” I put my bass on the floor and totally run out of the garage! Eek!
I’m so embarrassed… But, now that I left my bass there… I have an excuse to go to Rivers’ house tomorrow without making it seem like I’m a creep. Good one. *smirk*
It’s way too early, but the next day, I’m already there knocking on Rivers’ door. I want to be with my fav person again!!!
He doesn’t answer. I guess it is 7am on a sunday… I guess I’ll just leave-
I hear the door open!
I quickly turn back around and see Rivers with cute messy hair and a glam metal t-shirt and basketball shorts… gosh I wonder if he’s good at basketball. He’s so talented.
“Matt?”
“Hi Rivers. Morninggg!”
“It’s kind of early. What’s uh… What’s wrong?”
“Oh nothing, I just left my bass here yesterday. Mind if I just chill for a while too?”
“Well actually-“
“Thanks!” I let myself into Rivers’ house. Smells a little funky, but it’s fine. I kick off my shoes in some random spots and I lay on his couch.
“Wanna watch a movie or something?”
“I’m good. I’m probably just gonna go back to bed.”
He starts heading back to his room and I jump right back up.
“RIVERS!”
Before he has time to turn around to look at me, I go to his side.
“Can we sleep together? I didn’t get good sleep either…”
“Wouldn’t be the first.”
“So.?”
“It’s a yes.”
*Blush* I get to sleep with Rivers…
We get to his bed and obviously I spoon HIM and not the other way around because he’s smaller than me and if he spooned me that would be super gay. I’m not even gay like that!
So anyway, we’re laying there and I don’t know if he’s asleep but I like nuzzle into his hair which it smells gross but I probably smell worse so I don’t really care? But I am probably blushing so hard that I’m gonna get a…
*nosebleed!!!*
Oh nu!!! I got a nosebleed… I don’t wanna get up though!!! So I grab the closest cloth which is Rivers’ sleeve and shove it up to my nose so I don’t bleed all over the place!! Eek!!!!!
“What da heck?!”
OK, so… Rivers is definitely not asleep.
“Rivs, I am SO SORRY! I have a nosebleed and- and-“
“Just get up!”
We both get up, Rivers made me plug my nose, but blood is going down my throat and it’s super gross.
Rivers walks me to his bathroom and makes me shove toilet paper up my nose. He doesn’t look too happy, since he’s inspecting the blood I got on his band shirt.
“So um… what band is that?”
“Ratt.”
“Oh. I never really got into glam. I was always more of a punk guy.”
He mumbled something but um… I couldn’t hear.
“I have to wash it again now…”
“Listen man, I’m really sorry I-“
Rivers PULLS HIS SHIRT OFF!!! I feel like my nosebleed only intensified and I’m TOTALLY blushing now…
“I… I’m sorry for getting… blood… on your… chest…”
“Hm?”
“Nothing.”
Rivers leaves the bathroom, probably to wash his shirt in the sink in the kitchen away from me.
While I’m alone, I look in the mirror. This is pretty embarrassing… I was trying to flirt and it ends like this.
*Door bell rings.*
“Oh, Rivers, I got it!”
“Matt you don’t have to, I’m already over here-“
I ran over there and open the door. It’s BRIAN. He’s dressed all cool.
“Why are you here, Matt?”
“I should ask the same thing.”
“Where’s Rivers?”
“I’m in the kitchen!”
“Yeah. He’s in the KITCHEN, Brian.”
“Well, I wanna talk to him.”
I roll my eyes and let him in. Brian walks in and scans the house until he finds Rivers, totally shirtless in the kitchen! I forgot how totally hot he looked, but Brian was DEFINITELY shocked because he got all red!
“So, uh, Brian. Why’re you here at… 8am?”
“I wanted to know if you…”
Brian glanced at me then, shirtless Rivers.
“What were you doing before I got here?”
Gosh! Stupid Brian!
“Sleeping.”
“So why is Matt here?”
“To pick up his bass.”
“Okay… So-“
“Get out, Brian! Stop prodding Rivers for details about his PERSONAL life!” I defended Rivers.
“Whatever, Matt.” Brian rolled his homo eyes. “So, Rivers-“
“Brian, get out my house.” Ordered Rivers. HOT!!!
“But-“
“OUT.”
Brian stomped his foot before he started heading to the door. I went into the kitchen and just as I was about to shoot my shot and kiss Rivers, suddenly, there was a loud honking outside. It caught everyone off gaurd, so we all ran out to see what this sound was.
When we all finally got to the front of his house, we couldn’t believe what we saw.
Pat… and… a bus.?
Pat was the bus driver.