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@puzzle.piece.sagi has added 5+ users into the chat
@puzzle.piece.sagi has named the chat “Egoist Therapy”
german.rose01 : wtf is tis shit?
puzzle.piece.sagi removed german.rose01 from Egoist Therapy
green.ninja48 : he didnt even last 5 seconds
wizard_l0ver : bring him bac pls 🙏
puzzle.piece.sagi : No
wizard_l0ver : pls
puzzle.piece.sagi : No
wizard_l0ver : please he’ll be on his best behavior
puzzle.piece.sagi : raise of hands who believes him
green.ninja48 : crickets..
tabicrow : crickets…
yuyu_miya : crickets…
puzzle.piece.sagi : thats what I thought 🙂↕️
wizard_l0ver : Isagi 😠
puzzle.piece.sagi : Ness
yellow_dolphin8 : Bachira! 😀
wizard_l0ver : OMG BACHIRA
wizard_l0ver : TELL ISAGI TO ADD BACK KAISER
yellow_dolphin8 : IDK
yellow_dolphin8 : whats in for me 🥸
wizard_l0ver : I’ll get you whatever you want from the farmers market
yellow_dolphin8 : hmm
yellow_dolphin8 : im thinking
yellow_dolphin8 : you also owe me one favor no questions asked
wizard_l0ver : fine
yellow_dolphin8 : kk
yellow_dolphin8 : oh ISAGI ♥️
puzzle.piece.sagi : you do realize I’ve been here the entire time
yellow_dolphin8 : you should totally let kaiser back in the chat 😉
rinitoshi : What am I witnessing right now?
freaky.demon : the first signs of love in the air
rinitoshi : Kill your self.
freaky.demon : daddy long lashes is mad
freaky.demon : @sae.itoshi_10
freaky.demon : @sae.itoshi_10
freaky.demon : @sae.itoshi_10
freaky.demon : @sae.itoshi_10
freaky.demon : @sae.itoshi_10
sae.itoshi_10 : what
freaky.demon : your brother is being so mean right now
freaky.demon : cna you handle it 🥺
sae.itoshi_10 : no
sae.itoshi_10 : handle it yourself
sae.itoshi_10 has left the chat
freaky.demon : well
wizard_l0ver : can we circle back to this insest plotline later
rinitoshi : Excuse me?
wizard_l0ver : you heard me emo
blue.bambi : now stop it you to
blue.bambi : isagi please add back kiaser
puzzle.piece.sagi : no
blue.bambi : bachira
yellow_dolphin8 : isagi
yellow_dolphin8 : pretty pls 🥺
puzzle.piece.sagi : just so were all aware I was planning on doing this anyway
sleepytimetea : bro is whipped
puzzle.piece.sagi : you can not be talking
puzzle.piece.sagi added german.rose01
german.rose01 : thank u
puzzle.piece.sagi : don’t speak to me
sleepytimetea : enemies to lovers arc era
puzzle.piece.sagi : hop off
chameleoooon : hop on
sleepytimetea : give me five
@chameleoooon is now offline
@sleepytimetea is now offline
fastb0i266 : why di I just get thrown out of reos room
fastb0i266 : isagi wjat did you do
puzzle.piece.sagi : honestly idk 😥
wizard_l0ver : backread
fastb0i266 : isagi you can’t give thme ammo
puzzle.piece.sagi : what am i supposed to do? speak like a Mormon housewife?
puzzle.piece.sagi : or like rin?
rinitoshi : Excuse me?
wizard_l0ver : Your excused
rinitoshi : What the hell do you mean by that?
german.rose01 : Rin you write text messages like egos emails
wizard_l0ver : hey don’t be mean
wizard_l0ver : egos emails deserve better than being compared to whatever corperate cold slop rin pushes out
rinitoshi : What did I do to you?
freaky.demon : OOOHHH CAN I GUESS?! 🧐
rinitoshi : No.
freaky.demon : SHUSH DADDY LONG LASHES I MSUT SUMMON MY GLORIOUS SAE TO TELL ME OFF!!! 🥵
green.ninja48 : shidou
green.ninja48 : I’m sorry to tell you this
green.ninja48 : but sae is gone
freaky.demon : no
freaky.demon : don’t tell me like this 🥲
freaky.demon : what about our baby
freaky.demon : oh I wasn’t supposed to reveal it like this
freaky.demon : we wanted it to be a surprise
freaky.demon : for our firstborn ✨ charles ✨
french.char_06 : papa?
freaky.demon : charles
freaky.demon : this isn’t how I wanted it to come out 💔
freaky.demon : your going to be an older brother
french.char_06 : will you and mommy stop loving me as much 😢
freaky.demon : no nver
kiko0-< : wtf am I being forced to watch
wizard_l0ver : pt2 of the itoshi insest plotline
rinitoshi is now offline
tabicrow : guys rin just left his room
tabicrow : ness you better run 🏃
german.rose01 : just so you know I’m not protecting you from rin ness
wizard_l0ver : what is that emo gonna do
wizard_l0ver : use the magic of brotherly issues and cheap eyeliner
yellow_dolphin8 : 3
german.rose01 : 2
blue.bambi : 1
puzzle.piece.sagi has removed wizard_l0ver from “Egoist Therapy”
freaky.demon has been muted for 1 hour
puzzle.piece.sagi has changed rinitoshi to admin
rinitoshi has locked admin
rinitoshi : Anyone else want to try me?
yuyu_miya : isagi what just happened
puzzle.piece.sagi : I don’t think I wanna tell you fuhejbdeudeje
yuyu_miya : did isagi DIE ☠️
Rin snatched the phone again from Isagi. It wasn’t hard considering Rin was ON TOP of him. Being tackled was normal from Bachira but from Rin? Totally weird. He knows that if Rin had just asked him he would have been more than willing to hand over admin controls but of course Rin had to be extra. It wasn’t like he was here for long but the position wasn’t one he would want anyone walking in on, lest they get the wrong idea.
Or rather one person. But Bachira was in Spain with Otoya and Kasaru training so no worries there. Isagi looked up at Rin who seemed to be in his own little world. Isagi didn’t know how though considering he was straddling him. Isagi was already going numb he had to figure Rin wasn’t doing much better so why wouldn’t he get OFF? Maybe he just needed motivation.
“Rin” Rin focus snapped right to Isagi. He looked angry. Don’t know why, considering he was the one on top of Isagi willingly. “Can you get off me?”
“Oh.” That was it. Luckily he felt Rin start to move. Figuring he was in the clear of whatever psychotic break Rin seemed to be having he reached for his phone. But Rin with quicker reflexes put both of Isagi’s hands over his head. Ok, this was the breaking point, Rin was weird sure but so was half of the program. This wasn’t weird it was-
“Kinky.”
He would have said freaky, but whatever-. Wait. That voice didn’t come from him.
“Shidou I swear to god.” Rin was STILL holding him down, but he seemed more concerned with the figure at the door rather than him. If he kept his focus just a little longer, maybe-
-CLICK-
“Sorry, daddy long lashes, got to be a good brother-in-law.” Oh no
“Rin.” His attention immediately clicked back to Isagi. With the light shining in from the hallway, he could now see Rin’s blown-out pupils, messed-up hair, and flushed face.
“Yeah.”
“I need you to tell me Shidou does not have a photo of us on his phone right now.”