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ABSTRACT: T MINUS THREE YEARS.
laurie ⋆୨୧˚
@fairyprincess
why smile and wither kinda 🏳️🌈 ?
5:37 PM · 389 views
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boog @boogerface6969 · 12s
Replying to @fairyprincess
This kind of stupidity requires a clinical diagnosis
INTRODUCTION: T MINUS 0 DAYS.
Crime
Superhero Smile and villain Wither spotted drinking milkshake
Have Smile and Wither put aside the animosity?
On Sunday, superhero Smile and his archnemesis, Wither, were reported by multiple civilian sources drinking a milkshake from Cookout. They were on the rooftop of Sinclair Bell Tower, at the corner of King Boulevard and Aurora Street.
Smile and Wither have been embroiled in a battle to the death since Wither’s arrival in L’Manburg almost six years ago. In many interviews, Smile remarked that Wither is his “one true rival” and that he “will not stop chasing Wither until they’re behind bars or dead.” This feeling appears reciprocated: Wither often goes for killing blows when fighting Smile, contrary to their softer approach toward heroes like Red Rover.
In a recent study, analysts found that 97.8% of Smile’s hiatuses during the past five years have occurred after a battle with Wither.
Now, they’re found drinking milkshakes together—and, if eye witnesses are to be trusted, they are drinking from the same milkshake with two straws.
“I’m thinking it was cosplay, honestly,” one witness says. “There are some pretty accurate cosplayers out there.”
Red Rover was available for comment: “I think it’s gross,” he told L’Manburg Daily before grappling away. Neither Smile nor Wither responded to requests for comments.
Is Wither turning over a new leaf? Is Smile switching sides? Is this a misunderstanding? Only time will tell.
. . .
Red Rover ✓
@rrredrrroverrr
Stop asking meg about smiel and wither i DO NOT KNOW IF THEYRE SNOGGING AND I DONT WANT TO KNOW
3:00 AM · 10.9k views
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laurie ⋆୨୧˚
@fairyprincess
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did i fucking call it or did i fucking call it babe
i fuckin called itttttt
suck it babe
8:09 AM
Fine I admit it you were right
Thats kind of gay.
8:10 AM ✓
not just kind of
GAY
THEYRE GAY
SMILE AND WITHER ARE GAY
8:10 AM
You’re getting ahead of yourself
Men can be friends
8:11 AM ✓
wither might not be a man
8:11 AM
Ok whatever
8:11 AM ✓
yes people can be friends but they can also be GAY
they're enemies ergo they gay
way gay
8:12 AM
If you say so
8:12 AM ✓
i do
💋💋
8:13 AM
. . .
Smile ✓
@smilethesuperhero
What are all these notifications
10:09 AM · 89.7k views
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Smile ✓ @smilethesuperhero · 45s
Replying to @smilethesuperhero
Oh
. . .
BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!
Maybe we should just make a statement
We’re not celebrities, we’re not making a statement
I just feel like we should make a statement
What would that accomplish?
Idk something
All it would do is bring even more reporters to our door.
AND it would tank your reputation
Who caaaaaaaaares
You should.
As long as i have you nothing else matters
Cute.
Don’t release a statement.
UGH
. . .
Smile ✓
@smilethesuperhero
AMAB (all men are bastards)
11:56 AM · 8.3k views
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SMILE’S #1 FAN @smilefan1997 · 2min
Replying to @smilethesuperhero
Oh my god what happened!!!!
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Smile ✓ @smilethesuperhero · 45s
Replying to @smilefan1997
A man
. . .
laurie ⋆୨୧˚
@fairyprincess
[1 image attached]
20 bucks says this is vagueposting about wither
12:24 PM
Maybe
I thought Wither was nonbinary?
12:26 PM ✓
no we don’t know
obviously reporters aren’t walking up to a mass murdering supervillain and asking for pronouns
12:27 PM
But they’re doing that to superheroes
12:28 PM ✓
yes
12:28 PM
Do you think Smile has asked Wither about their pronouns
12:29 PM ✓
probably
would be kind of weird if you didn't know your partner's pronouns
12:30 PM
Yeah
Yours are she/her
Right?
12:30 PM ✓
are you serious LMAOOO
12:31 PM
Laurie I’m really trying here
12:31 PM ✓
METHODOLOGY: T PLUS 1 DAY.
Breaking It Down: Smile/Wither Fight #204
Edited 2 hours ago by SuperheroFanatic37
EDIT: THIS POST WILL NOT BE DISCUSSING THE “MILKSHAKE INCIDENT.” STOP COMMENTING ABOUT IT.
EDIT 2: I’m deleting this entire article. FUCK YOU.
486 comments on “Breaking It Down: Smile/Wither Fight #204”
Miko
at 4:46 PM
Buster you know DAMN WELL what “/” means, stop acting so surprised
Reply
smile's toes
at 4:43 PM
i saved it on the wayback machine don’t worry
Reply
Laurie
at 4:47 PM
omg you must be an angel, i’m fairyprincess on all socmed, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Reply
asdkjlhff
at 4:42 PM
Wither looked into Smiles eyes, they were just so beautiful, those orbs seemed ot hold the sun inside them, they were on fire. Wither was overcome with lust and they knew they had to have SMile by any means necessary. “what are you looking at” asked smile. “you” said wither
Krissy
at 4:44 PM
what the fuck is this
Reply
raine
at 4:45 PM
art
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1 · Crime · Trending
#MilkshakeIncident
Trending with Smile , Wither, Cookout
. . .
BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!
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Were trending on twitter
We HAVE to release a statement
There are so many people in my dms
The new york times is in my dms
I’ll believe it when I see it.
[1 image attached]
Holy shit
Techie we could be on the front page of the new york times
You love the new york times
This is true
I maintain my stance even more now.
If we release a statement, things will only get blown more out of proportion
What do you even want to say?
I want to say that we are in love
And your changing your evil ways
Ive changed you
*You’re
That’s a horrible idea.
No its not
Thats literally the truth
I’m still going to be Wither, Dream
Well duh
As a villain.
I think we should talk about this when you get off of work
Sure
I’ll pick up milkshakes.
OH MY HGOD YOU THINK ITS FUNYN TOO DONT YOU
AND YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF ME YESTERDAY
I can’t believe this
. . .
Lillian Tippet: Hi, Lillian Tippet reporting live from Cookout— [laughs] Yes, that Cookout. The very one where L’Manburg’s beloved Smile was spotted with his archnemesis Wither only a few days ago. It feels like it’s been forever, doesn’t it? Well, I—
Cameraman: Is that Wither behind you?
Lillian: What— Oh. Oh, my God. Wither! Wither, sir! Excuse me, sir! Do you have a moment, please? Ple— Oh, thank you. Um, hello. I’m Lillian Tippet with—
Wither: L’Manburg Daily.
Lillian: Uh, ah, yes! Thank you so much for your time. Can I— We just have a few questions.
Wither: Fire away.
Lillian: Okay! Um, so— Pr-pronouns! What are your pronouns?
Wither: He, him, his.
Lillian: Perfect! Mine are, uh, she. And that— This is Kyle, my cameraman—his are he and him. And his. Yes. But um…uh, what brings you to Cookout tonight?
Wither: Good milkshakes.
Lillian: Oh, yes! Is that the, uh, that looks like the banana—
Wither: Banana fudge. And this one’s Oreo mint.
Lillian: Are those both for you?
Wither: You mean, am I bringing one to Smile?
Lillian: Um! Uh, no! I— Are you?
Wither: No.
Lillian: Oh. I see. So are you a banana fudge guy?
Wither: Yeah.
Lillian: Wow, that’s unexpected! I would’ve pegged you for a peanut butter fudge guy.
Wither: Really.
Lillian: Yeah, totally! But you’re full of surprises, aren’t you?
Wither: [phone rings] I’ve gotta go.
Lillian: Oh, real— Real quick!
Wither: Hm?
Lillian: You and Smile— Everyone wants to know: are you two a thing?
Wither: A “thing”?
Lillian: A couple!
Wither: Huh.
Camerman: Aaand he’s gone.
Lillian: Wow. Wow. Everyone, that was Wither! Pronouns are he/him, likes banana fudge, and— That was kind of a non-answer at the end, huh? Are they? Are they not? Guess we’ll have to flag down Smile and see!
. . .
Dream
Home
I forgot my keys in the safehouse.
Dumbass
You locked the window
Shit
Let me unlock that
It’s fine, I’m on the stairs
Be up in a second
Ok
. . .
laurie ⋆୨୧˚
@fairyprincess
288 fics tagged smile/wither on ao3
hallelujah i have been blessed
7:42 PM
Ao3 is the fanfiction place right?
7:44 PM ✓
yes
three days ago there were only 267
this might be the best day of my life babe
7:45 PM
Not me asking you out?
7:46 PM ✓
someone’s got a big head
compensating much?
7:46 PM
You tell me
7:47 PM ✓
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1 - 20 of 288 Works in Smile/Wither (Real Person Fiction)
Subtlety is Not My Strong Suit by id
Real Person Fiction
No Archive Warnings Apply, Smile/Wither (Real Person Fiction), Smile (Real Person Fiction), Wither (Real Person Fiction), Secret Identity, Identity Reveal, Identity Fail, Enemies to Lovers, miraculous-style love square, you know what I mean, Pining, Fighting As Foreplay, bdsm undertones, they just slipped in there sorry yall, Crack Taken Seriously, Smile is Bad at Feelings (Real Person Fiction), Smile is Whipped (Real Person Fiction), Wither is a BAMF (Real Person Fiction), i guess smile is one too, Smile is a BAMF (Real Person Fiction), but he’s kind of a doofus in this one. Love him tho, smile’s civiliansona is named Leo, wither’s civiliansona is named Cain, He/Him Pronouns For Wither (Real Person Fiction), rating WILL change mark my words
Superhero Smile has a secret: he has a huge crush on his archnemesis, the supervillain Wither. He thinks he’s good at hiding it. He’s not.
Language: English Words: 2,160 Chapters: 1/? Comments: 13 Kudos: 58 Bookmarks: 3 Hits: 600
love’s a game (wanna play?) by Anonymous
Real Person Fiction
Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Smile/Wither (Real Person Fiction), Smile & The Warden (Real Person Fiction), Smile (Real Person Fiction), Wither (Real Person Fiction), The Warden (Real Person Fiction), Angst, Torture, Psychological Torture, Aftermath of Torture, Hurt No Comfort, Blood and Injury, Confinement, Gaslighting, Smile is Not Okay (Real Person Fiction), Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Other Additional Tags To Be Added, eventual bittersweet ending
What if the Warden captured Smile?
Language: English Words: 9,232 Chapters: 3/8 Comments: 7 Kudos: 43 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1,061
You Are My Sunshine by Ian (vanguard_ian)
Real Person Fiction
No Archive Warnings Apply, Smile/Wither (Real Person Fiction), Smile (Real Person Fiction), Wither (Real Person Fiction), Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Pining, Smile is an S-Tier Piner, making that a tag, Smile is Whipped (Real Person Fiction), Love at First Sight, Love Confessions, Enemies to Lovers, Requited Love, Purple Prose, i got carried away, They/Them Pronouns For Wither (Real Person Fiction), Religious Imagery & Symbolism
“The first time Wither laughed, it was like the Sun on a cloudy day. It’s a cliche, but it’s the truth. Smile could only stare, helplessly entranced. He’d had his powers bestowed upon him by divinity, and yet, this was the first time Smile saw God.”
Or, Smile is stupid and in love and the fighting is all an elaborate bit and nothing bad ever happens.
Language: English Words: 1,570 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 22 Kudos: 36 Bookmarks: 7 Hits: 1,915
Pretty boy by sugarbowl
Real Person Fiction
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Smile/Wither (Real Person Fiction), Smile (Real Person Fiction), Wither (Real Person Fiction), Red Rover (Real Person Fiction), The Warden (Real Person Fiction), Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - No Powers, My First Work in This Fandom, How Do I Tag, I’m Bad At Tagging, Tags Are Hard, He/Him Pronouns For Wither (Real Person Fiction), Awkward Flirting, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Teen Romance, Feelings Realization, Wither is Bad At Feelings (Real Person Fiction), Possessive Wither (Real Person Fiction), No Smut
Smile is a new student at L’Manburg High School and immediately falls for the bad boy Wither.
Sorry I’m not great at descriptions please read though!!!!
Language: English Words: 580 Chapters: 1/? Comments: 1 Kudos: 4 Bookmarks: 0 Hits: 64
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boog
@boogerface6969
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Laurie none of these look good.
7:53 PM
oh my god
are you on ao3???????
7:54 PM ✓
Yes I was curious
These sound really cringey
7:54 PM
okay
first of all
i am so proud of you for figuring out ao3 all by yourself
you should be proud
7:55 PM ✓
Its not rocket science
7:56 PM
second of all
HOW
DARE
YOU
they are NOT cringey
they are works of ART they are GOLD i LOVE THEM AND ADORE THEM AND I WANT TO KISS ALL OF THEIR AUTHORS
MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH
do not ever slander them
ever
7:58 PM ✓
Jesus Christ
Are you serious
7:59 PM
YES.
babe do you know how long it takes to write 1k words
A LONG TIME
8:00 PM ✓
Like 10 minutes?
Ok
8:01 PM
no like an hour
it takes REAL PEOPLE time to make these fanfictions
these beautiful reimaginings
they are doing it for FREE!!!
they are not cringey and they are all wonderful
be grateful your girlfriend is being fed
8:03 PM ✓
I mean sure but I could do better than this
8:04 PM
put your money where your mouth is
8:05 PM ✓
You don’t think I will?
Fine. I’ll do it
8:05 PM
. . .
Rating: Not Rated
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Real Person Fiction
Relationships: Smile/Wither (Real Person Fiction)
Characters: Smile (Real Person Fiction), Wither (Real Person Fiction)
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Canon Compliant, Friends With Benefits
Language: English
Stats: Words: 525 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 0 Kudos: 0 Bookmarks: 0 Hits: 1
Milkshake For Two
Anonymous
Summary:
The Milkshake Incident, from their perspective.
Notes:
For fairyprincess.
L’Manburg looked like a child’s drawing of a city. The buildings were rectangular and red brick. Yellow lights shone through the windows of high-rise apartments. It was night, and a full moon hung in the sky. Against this backdrop, a scene unfolded.
Smile alighted on a rooftop, out of breath. Dizziness overcame him. He tipped forward, and gentle hands caught him.
“Don’t drop the shakes,” Wither threatened. They’d given Smile the cash—Smile didn’t carry anything on him that could connect him to his civilian identity. Wither didn’t care. To be a villain, you had to have nothing to lose.
Smile lowered himself to the roof’s ledge. He offered a milkshake to Wither: peanut butter banana. They took it and sat next to him.
Wither unhooked their voice modulator, revealing their lips. Smile didn’t bat an eye, he’d seen this before. Wither had a blade-sharp jaw but a gentle mouth. Smile lines crinkled their exposed chin. They had a five o’clock shadow.
The sight was unbearably hot. Luckily, Smile had a milkshake on hand. He quickly gulped it down, then winced at the ensuing brain freeze.
“You’re sticking around?” Wither asked, surprised. Without the modulator, their voice was a deep, gruff baritone.
Smile cocked his head. “Why wouldn’t I?”
“What about your reputation? Can’t have it getting out that the city’s golden boy fraternizes with the likes of me.”
“Is that what they call it nowadays? ‘Fraternizing’?” Smile grinned.
“Having milkshakes in public is different from a hook-up behind closed doors.”
“I would hope so,” Smile teased.
Wither sighed. “I don’t know why I put up with you.”
“The great sex?”
“No, that’s definitely not it.”
Wither ignored Smile’s cry of protest and took a swing from their milkshake. Truth be told, the sex is good. Wither wouldn’t tolerate anything less. Out of the corner of their eye, they study Smile. Flashes fill their mind: the freckles on Smile’s back, the contraction of Smile’s abs beneath their hand, the salt-taste of sweat and the slide of tongue against heated skin, the pale impression of teeth encircling Smile’s collar bone, the flex and write of wrists clutched in one hand. Wither wet their lips.
“Stop making that face,” Smile said and kicked Wither’s foot.
“You can’t even see it,” Wither murmured.
Smile caught Wither’s chin and turned them so they were face-to-face. Smile’s eyes gleamed something voracious. He opened his mouth.
A shape flickered in Wither’s peripheral. They turned toward it, out of Smile’s grip, and spotted a teenager with a phone. Pointed right at them.
“Shit,” Wither snarled.
“Wha—”
Wither jerked their head toward the voyeur. Smile sucked in a breath.
“Well,” he said weakly, “there goes our plan for hot rooftop sex.”
Wither stood and brushed the gravel from their clothes. “It’s October, Smile. It’d be frigid.”
“Not if we…” Smile did a (poor) imitation of grinding from where he sat. “Over the clothes?”
Wither’s mouth curled in disgust. “We’re not in high school,” they spat. Those were their parting words. They reattached the voice modulator and leaped from the rooftop to disappear into the city.
Smile pouted. “I thought it was a good idea.”
. . .
boog
@boogerface6969
[1 link attached]
9:58 PM
is
aaron this is an ao3 link
10:01 PM ✓
Yes
10:01 PM
is this
yours?
10:02 PM ✓
Yes
10:02 PM
oh my god.
okay give me a few minutes
im stopping everything and reading this
peanut butter banana is gross
did you put that in specifically because you know i’d hate it
[1 image attached]
this is so funny lmaoooo
you should try writing gay stuff more
knowing you’re a straight man really is the cherry on top here
HOOK UP
AARON
YOU ARE FEEDING ME
i never considered the option of “casual” fuck buddies wither/smile
and then one of them catches feelings
hehe
i could honestly see it being either of them
i feel like wither is more surprising bc they’re the villain and they’re stereotyped as stoic and unfeeling but i think smile is interesting if he’s good at hiding it. i think people like to portray him as sunny and impulsive but he’s definitely a schemer. i mean he literally wears that itty bitty mask and no one’s figured out his secret identity. clearly this man has a brain and he’s using it
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AARON
DROP THE SMUT FIC AARON
I KNOW YOU HAVE IT SOMEWHERE WHERE IS IT
I WANT IT
BITING? HOLDING THE HANDS DOWN?
bdsm makes sooo much sense for these two
i need to find someone who does fanfic requests and get them on this shit RIGHT NOW
anyway back to the story
“voracious” pulling out the $5 words huh
you were feeling yourself i see
.
babe
wheres the rest of the fic
i want it
drop the rest
10:30 PM ✓
I’m glad you liked it
10:31 PM
i hope smile and wither are having crazy sex right now in your honor
10:31 PM ✓
RESULTS: T PLUS 2 DAYS.
Captain 🏴☠️
Last seen today at 9:07 AM
Tues, Oct 21
Puffy I am so sorry to cancel last minute but I’m not going to be able to make my shift today
2:55 AM ✓✓
Man I need to get a sex life like yours
8:07 AM
Puffy please
8:07 AM ✓✓
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Niki
Hey, sorry for the short notice—any chance you could cover my shift? 9 to 2
I’ll take one of your shifts this week
Yeah totally!
Is everything okay??
Yes
Fiancé and I had a heart-to-heart about our future last night and I want to be with him today, soothe any leftover fears.
Cuteee!!
We should grab drinks again sometime, the three of us! It’s been like 2 months
We can do some wedding planning because I know neither of you have thought about it 🙄
Sounds like a plan
Thank you, Niki
Any time! 🩷
. . .
Smile ✓
@smilethesuperhero
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12:44 PM · 293.7k views
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Image Descriptions @usefulimagedescriptions · 1hr
Replying to @smilethesuperhero
Image ID: A photo taken by a phone. It shows two hands on top of each other against a wooden background. One hand is bigger and is covered by a black glove. There is a slight bulge around the base of the ring finger. The other hand is covered with a palm glove. 1/2
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Image Descriptions @usefulimagedescriptions · 1hr
Replying to @smilethesuperhero and @usefulimagedescriptions
A ring is visible on the ring finger. The ring is a thin golden band. End ID. 2/2
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SMILE’S #1 FAN @smilefan1997 · 1hr
Replying to @smilethesuperhero
Smile is MARRIED?????
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raine @sunshinerainbows · 1hr
Replying to @smilethesuperhero
congrats dude!!
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smile’s OFFICIAL girlfriend @smilesgirlfriend0001 · 45min
Replying to @smilethesuperhero and @smilefan1997
HE BETTER FUCKING NOT BE
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laurie ⋆୨୧˚ @fairyprincess · 15s
Replying to @smilethesuperhero
oh my god that’s wither’s glove
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laurie ⋆୨୧˚
@fairyprincess
BABE
2:00 PM
I SAW
[3 images attached]
The glove matches
2:01 PM ✓
oh my GOD
i was RIGHT
AND THEYRE MARRIED?????
2:02 PM
Actually I think that’s an engagement ring
Smile would probably want something sturdier
2:03 PM ✓
oh my god
you’re like
actually thinking about this
2:03 PM
You’ve got me hooked
2:04 PM ✓
this actually means so much to me babe
like
so so much
i love you
2:05 PM
I love you too ♥️
2:04 PM ✓
DISCUSSION: THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
Smile ✓
@smilethesuperhero
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12:44 PM · 293.7k views
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sapnap 🔒 @sapnap2 · 1hr
Replying to @smilethesuperhero
what the fuck
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Sapnap
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What the fuck!!!
?
You’re MARRIED???
No
Engaged
We go 2 weeks without talking and this is what happens
And youre engaged to fucking WITHER??????
Isnt he trying to kill you
Dude I’ve called you like 5 times and it went straight to voicemail
Why didnt you text me then
You know how I am with texts
Dude
Look what’s happened happened
And wither isn’t trying to kill me anymore
It’s all for show
Wait
So youre staging fights ????????
Kind of
Can I be TMI
Yeah
It’s a foreplay thing
Gross
YOU SAID I COULD BE TMI
YEAH WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS SOME WEIRD SEX THING
YOU LITERALLY TELL ME ALL THE TINME ABOUT THE SEX YOU HAVE WITH YOUR BOYFREINDS
THAT S DIFFERENT
HOW
IM NOT TELLING TYOU ABOUT MY KINKS
YOU SAID QUACKITYS DICK IS NEUROLOGICALLY CONNECTED OT HIS WINGS
YEAH BUT THAT S NOT KINKY
ITS STILL WAY MORE TMI!!!!!
Dude wither is technoblade
You like him
I dont hate him
Wait
Doesnt this mean your boyfriend has been trying to kill you the whole time you were dating???
No
Wither was trying to kill smile
But youre Smile
You don’t get it
Clearly not
I get to be the best man?
Depends
Do you think fighting as foreplay is weird
If I say yes do I not get to be best man
Yes
Ok I dont think its weird
Fine you can be my best man
🔥🔥🔥
. . .
Red Rover
Online
Tues, Oct 21
YOURE SNOGGING SMILE??????
3:22 PM
Among other things.
3:25 PM ✓✓
EW
3:25 PM
That is SO GROSS
3:25 PM
Hey, I didn’t say what things. That’s your own fault.
3:26 PM ✓✓
You said that ON PURPOSE
3:26 PM
You knew what I woudl think
3:27 PM
Why would I purposefully tell a vigilante trying to capture me about a potential vulnerability
3:28 PM ✓✓
Its part of some EVIL SCHEME
3:28 PM
Right
3:28 PM ✓✓
Well, if you’re interested in coming to the wedding, let me know.
3:29 PM ✓✓
I’ll figure something out.
3:29 PM ✓✓
Im invited?
3:31 PM
You were my sidekick for years. Of course you’re invited.
3:31 PM ✓✓
What about ur secret identity
3:31 PM
You haven’t managed to land a hit on me yet, and I highly doubt that’s going to change.
3:33 PM ✓✓
HEY
3:33 PM
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IVE LANDED PLENTY OF THITS ON YOU BITCH
3:33 PM
I AM SO GOOD AT FIGHIUTNG
3:34 PM
YOU JUST CHEAT
3:34 PM
FUCK YOU TFUCK YOUR FUCKV YIOU
3:34 PM
Okay. Let me know about the wedding. Will send you an RSVP once we’ve made one.
3:35 PM ✓✓
FUCK YOU!!!!!
3:35 PM
. . .
Crime
Superhero Smile tying the knot—fans speculate archnemesis Wither to blame
Smile’s latest Twitter post has sent fans into a theorizing frenzy!
On Tuesday, superhero Smile posted a photograph to Twitter. It depicts two hands on top of each other, with the hand on top being identified as Smile’s, thanks to his iconic palm gloves. Smile is seen wearing a ring, and fans theorize that it’s a wedding ring!
Opinions vary. One user posted, “Smile is MARRIED?????” Others congratulated Smile. More diehard fans have expressed their sadness that Smile is off the market, with some even threatening Smile’s spouse.
It’s the spouse’s identity that has sent the world spiraling. Reddit users have pointed out the similarities between Wither’s gloves and the gloved hand in the photograph. They’ve also noted that the slight bulge beneath the glove—which users theorize is another ring—only appeared recently, perhaps indicating an engagement.
This wouldn’t seem like much ordinarily, but not even a week ago, Smile and Wither were spotted having milkshakes amiably together. It’s unprecedented behavior from the archnemeses—or is it? Amateur analysts who break down Smile and Wither’s fights have suggested that, as of late, both hero and villain have been pulling their punches.
Neither Smile nor Wither responded to a request for comment.
All together, this paints an unusual picture, and it leaves even more questions unanswered. Whether or not Smile or Wither are together, one thing’s for certain: their relationship has taken a turn—but for better or worse?
. . .
laurie ⋆୨୧˚
@fairyprincess Follows you
☆ she ☆ 18+ ☆ bisexual ☆ og smile/wither shipper ☆ dm for comms! ☆
📍 L’Manburg
3.47K Following 1.04K Followers
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Smile ✓
@smilethesuperhero
Hi are your comms still open? :)
12:28 AM
yes
hi
omg icl im fangirling out right now
i am a huge fan!!
12:44 AM ✓
So great to meet you!
12:44 AM
omg
okay yes what can i do for you
12:45 AM ✓
Smile/Wither, 5k words, fluff, maybe hurt/comfort, very domestic
Villain Smile AU
Maybe Smile was like seduced to the dark side
Thats $50 right?
Lmanburg minimum wage is $10, i think you should be charging more per 1k words
Can I send you $100
12:48 AM
oh my gosh no
no payment necessary!
youve literally saved my life countless times
12:49 AM ✓
Really???
12:49 AM
like indirectly
but that still counts!
12:50 AM ✓
Im not letting you do this for free
Do you use venmo?
12:51 AM
i insist
12:51 AM ✓
No I insist
At least let me bribe you to stay silent and not tell this to the media
12:52 AM
i would never
can i tell my bf though
12:53 AM ✓
I mean you’re going to anyway so sure
12:53 AM
😅
im on it boss
when do you need this by
12:54 AM ✓
Can you do it in a month
12:54 AM
oh easily
12:55 AM ✓
Okay a month sounds good!
Send me your venmo, I’ll pay half up front
12:55 AM
🫡
12:56 AM ✓
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laurie ⋆୨୧˚
@fairyprincess
YOYU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO MJUST MESSAGED ME ASKING FOR SMILE WITHER FANFICITION
i know your asleep right now and im too impatient to wait
IT WAS SMILE
FROM HIS OFFICIAL ACCOUNT
IM SDGKJKHDSKHG
IS THIS CONFIRMATION??? CAN I TAKE THIS AS CONFIMRAITON THAT THEYRE TOGETHER???????
he asked for “villain smile au”
is this foreshadowing
i am feeling SO MANY THINGS babe
oh my godddddd
12:57 AM
Holy shit
5:48 AM ✓
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Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Category: M/M
Fandom: Real Person Fiction
Relationships: Smile/Wither (Real Person Fiction)
Characters: Smile (Real Person Fiction), Wither (Real Person Fiction)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Villain Smile AU, Corruption Arc, Fighting As Foreplay, Blood, Hurt/Comfort, Angst & Fluff, Eventual Happy Ending, Getting Together, Soft Wither (Real Person Fiction), Anal Sex, Smut, They/Them Pronouns for Wither (Real Person Fiction), Pining
Stats: Words: 11,293 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 0 Kudos: 0 Bookmarks: 0 Hits: 1
could end in burning flames (or paradise)
fairyprincess
Summary:
In another universe, Smile falls for Wither, hard. Too hard.
Notes:
Commissioned by a certain superhero 👀🫢
Title is lyrics from “Style” by Taylor Swift! Enjoy! 😘
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laurie ⋆୨୧˚
@fairyprincess
villain!smile au commissioned by anon ✨ archiveofourown.org/works/XXXXXX
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Wither @throwawayaccount · 19min
Replying to @fairyprincess
Canon.