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1. The Forest, The Cave and The Besides-The-Sea by EEtaTTheta

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   24 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Potter & Severus Snape
   • Petunia Evans Dursley/Vernon Dursley
   • Harry Potter
   • Severus Snape
   • Petunia Evans Dursley
   • Vernon Dursley
   • Marge Dursley
   • Ripper | Marge Dursley's Bulldog
   • Bellatrix Black Lestrange
   • Death Eater Characters
   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent
   • but as a
   • Mentor Severus Snape
   • Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
   • Harry Potter Needs a Hug
   • Angst and Humor
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Post-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
   • Severus Snape Has a Heart
   • indeed it's a miniscule organ but an organ nonetheless

   Summary

   A comedic whump of Harry and Severus on the run.

   I'm fairly certain you've never ever seen 'comedy' and 'whump' put together in the same sentence before.

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   What do you get when you mix a bucketful of emotional tension with parboiled angst, a good litre of the Dursleys being absolute arses and several cups of Voldemort causing everyone severe trauma (not to mention a heap load of trouble, too)?

   Huh, I suppose that's the perfect recipe for Severitus soup.

   --

   Next chapter coming soon-ish (worry not, this story will almost certainly be finished before the end of May)!

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