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Wednesday, May 11, 1988: 1:25 p.m.
”God morgen, ettermiddag og kveld alle sammen! Dette er verten deres Sofia Olsen, og i dag har vi våre nydelige nygifte, Luka og Hyuna Lafayette. La oss gi dem en runde med applaus.” (Good morning, afternoon, and evening everyone! This is your host Sofia Olsen and today we have our lovely newlyweds, Luka and Hyuna Lafayette let's give them a round of applause!)”
The crowd bursted into applause as Luka and Hyuna walked into the room side by side, waving and smiling at the audience. Both of them recently got married, and their wedding was such an important event. The wedding itself was broadcasted across 90 different countries since they were both very well known, highly paid A-list actors.
“Very nice to meet both of you!” Sofia shook both of their hands before they sat down.
“So, Hyuna, how does it feel to know that you’re now married to the most handsome man in the world?” Ms. Olsen jumped straight to the questions without hesitation. The audience wanted to know.
”Well, uhm it really does feel like I won something, but he’s not a trophy, he’s my husband after all.” Hyuna chuckled as Luka’s thumb caressed her hand.
”At first we all were thinking that you were going to end up with Shota Honda because of all of those intimate scenes back in Japan from the mid 80s!” That statement alone made Luka’s heart skip a beat, and he held Hyuna’s hand tighter. He really didn’t like Shota because of his close relations with Hyuna and how intimate he was with her. It was pretty one sided, but still, he wants to keep his peace just this once.
“Really?” Hyuna raised an eyebrow. The audience was engulfed with ‘ooohs’ and ‘aaahs’ in curiosity.
”Well, Shota was very pretty and charismatic, and my twin brother did envision him and I being together and getting married someday.” Hyuna responded back, flipping her hair to her side.
“Well how’d he feel after seeing Luka” Ms. Olsen asked in curiosity.
”He was shocked, really. Like he saw him, and I kid you not, his exact words were ‘your child is gonna regret this noona.’”
The whole audience and Ms. Olsen then erupted into laughter, not expecting that response. Luka did laugh too, but he was slightly uncomfortable about the fact that Hyunwoo thinks that about him, and his face went from pale to a slightly red.
“Okay I think we should let Luka speak now. So, Luka, speaking of children, when are you and Hyuna going to try for a baby?” Ms. Olsen now shifted her attention to Luka, waiting for an answer. The audience fell silent. What was he going to say? What was he going to do?
”Uhm, personally I wouldn’t say now’s the time, but we definitely will someday. I feel like that decision’s completely up to my wife.” Luka, still holding Hyuna’s hand, looked at her and gave Hyuna a gentle smile before kissing her on the lips. The audience were in awe just by seeing that.
”Uh huh, I see. Buut, would you get him or her into acting or maybe singing~” Ms. Olsen cooed, wondering if that nepo baby lifestyle would be passed onto their future child.
“Definitely not now.” Luka paused to clear his throat. “She’d probably have to wait until she’s older.”
”Hm, I see…” Ms. Olsen replied. “So she’s not going down your path? Y’know, starting your singing career at age 4?”
”Hell no.” Luka’s charismatic laugh was contagious within the audience. “I didn’t get a real childhood because of that.” He half jokingly said.
However, that was half true. Luka became a child singer at 3 1/2 years old back in 1968, and started his acting career in 1970. His parents, especially his father, Henri Guillaume Lafayette (supposed to be Heperu), wanted his son to follow in his nepo baby footsteps into becoming a singer and get a kickstart at an early age. Henri and his wife, Evelyn Taylor, were very wealthy and famous actors and singers in Canada from the 1950s and 1960s.
“Luka please tell us more!” Ms. Olsen immediately cut him off. “What was your childhood really like?” Ms. Olsen was really trying to dig into his personal life.
”How about we save that section for another interview?” Hyuna nervously laughed. She noticed every time when his childhood was mentioned, his posture would be more fixed, and he would brush his long, pale blonde hair back often. Despite that
”Alright then. Hyuna! What was your childhood like.” Ms. Olsen then switched her focus back to Hyuna.
“It was honestly really fun.” Hyuna smiled. “I loved Dallas and Louisiana more than anything. I was actually pretty popular at my school y’know~” Unlike Luka, Hyuna had a normal childhood with her brother Hyunwoo. Even when she secured an acting career at age 11 as the main lead in “Atlantic Ranger”, that never took away her freedom of growing up to live like a regular shmegular teenage girl and experiencing normal events while growing her career.
”Cute, cute, BUT! The biggest question is, have you ever dated someone before Luka?”
”I would say yes, and before you say anything, it was Shota Honda.” Hyuna paused for a bit before revealing her biggest secret. “Also I did have sex with him back in 1985.” That was definitely a fact. Both Hyuna and Shota slept with each other during her last year in Japan, when they were both 18.
That alone made the audience and Ms. Olsen cheer in shock as Hyuna giggled, covering her mouth. All Luka did was nod his head, but deep down, he really was jealous that Shota had Hyuna first, so his grip on Hyuna’s hand became tighter.
”But hey, guess who got the last laugh now?” Ms. Olsen jokingly added to what Hyuna said before. At least that eased Luka a bit, and he definitely took pride in that. He managed to attract and marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
”Well that’s definitely true~” Hyuna cooed. “He’s the only man I’m settling down with, and it’ll stay like that.”
“I see that you’re loyal Hyuna, unlike somebody…” Ms. Olsen coughed before blurting out one name, Sherry Milan. She was Hyuna’s rival ever since they were both 15, and in adulthood, she managed to stay relevant by sleeping with a bunch of male idols and actors, all while having a secured place in the industry. Not a surprise that she managed to catch a stray nearing the end of the interview.
Sherry did have a premeditated attempt to try and flirt with Luka, and maybe make headlines in the media, claiming that she slept with one of the best actors in the world. It was an attempt that obviously backfired, since Luka was head over heels for Hyuna instead.
“Alright, det ser ut til å avslutte intervjuet vårt! Neste intervjuobkekt ville være en kalifornisk hjerteknusrr, Donna Hudson! Dette er Sofia Olsen fra Olsen-showet, som meder seg ut!” (Alright, that seems to wrap up our interview! Next interviewee would be a Californian heartthrob, Donna Hudson! This is Sofia Olsen from the Olsen show, signing out!)
The audience clapped and cheered as Hyuna and Luka saved goodbye. They both looked equally sophisticated and delighted to be there, despite Luka indirectly being humiliated in front of thousands of Norwegian’s television screens.
At the hotel room:
”Honey, she probably didn’t know about your childhood. She was just curious.” Hyuna tried to reassure Luka, who was straight up embarrassed on that interview. He was enjoying Oslo, but that interview straight up ruined his mood.
”It’s not that I’m mad at that. Well, I am but…” Luka took a deep breath, then exhaled. “You actually slept with that Shota guy didn’t you?” So that’s what he was so bothered about. I mean he did love Hyuna dearly, so the fact that she had sex with Shota Honda really did blow him off a little.
“If you wished it was fake, hate to tell you this, but it isn’t.” Hyuna tilted her head, fiddling with her fingernails, voice getting gentler by the minute. “I did have sex with him.”
Before Hyuna could even apologize for mentioning it, Luka’s lips met with hers instantly. His hand caressed the back of her head, while the other clung onto her lower back, leaning forward, making Hyuna bend backwards. The kiss took her by surprise, but she reciprocated back, arms around his neck, pulling him closer. Her Revlon Black Cherry lipstick stained Luka’s natural rosy lips, and his face slowly turned into a canvas, scattered with Hyuna’s lipstick.
Luka didn’t just stop at her face, he slowly trailed his kisses from her lips, down to her jaw, then to her neck. Hyuna enjoyed every second of it, and she didn’t want him to stop. She closed her eyes and let out gasps of pleasure.
When Hyuna finally got up, her delicate hands cupped Luka’s cheeks, gazing at his golden eyes, and the artwork that she did all over his face. All she could do was smile in awe. In return, Luka smiled back, rocking Hyuna side to side with both of his arms on her waist.
”Luka,” Hyuna whispered, nose to nose with Luka. “I love you. You can’t and will never compare to Shota. Or any other man in this world.”
Luka blushed at that statement. “I love you too.” Both of them shared a light kiss one more time before changing into their pajamas and headed to the balcony to gaze at the baby blue sky, thinking about their future together, officially as husband and wife. Hyuna wouldn’t change that fact, and neither would Luka. They were perfectly fine together, and they’d rather keep things that way.
The end :)