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andpegleg: eliza, angelica
andpegleg: i have a very important question
lizzie: yes?? peggy?? what is it can i help
theangel: spit it out i’m at work
andpegleg: SO
andpegleg: martha theo & dolley crashed the stranger things marathon me and laf were having
lizzie: how did they know im so
andpegleg: I DON’T K N OW
theangel: rip
andpegleg: ANYWAYS THEO WAS IN MY LAP AND I WAS SCREAMING???
andpegleg: AND SHE WAS SO CUTE?? AND HER GFS WERE SO SERENE??
andpegleg: dolley’s such a fucking shorty lol
lizzie: watch your language young lady
theangel: mom eliza returns
andpegleg: B U T
andpegleg: after they left they asked if we could have a picnic
andpegleg: and i stupidly agreed
lizzie: god bless your poor soul
andpegleg: are they interested in me??? i mean it seems like it but
andpegleg: diD THEY KNOW I HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON THEM???
theangel: idk but i do know that they asked both me and ‘liza for information on u
lizzie: i can confirm that statement
theangel: like i know ur unsure bc you’re a lame lil college freshman but i assure you
theangel: they’re not there to hurt u
lizzie: idk about that just be careful
andpegleg: they wouldn’t let anyone else into their relationship though?? theyre so secure and love eachother so much i dont want to intrude
theangel: did you not hear about what went down last year
andpegleg: no i was too busy avoiding them
lizzie: SO
lizzie: c raCKS KNUCKLES
andpegleg: omg
lizzie: theo got infatuated by laf’s cousin adrienne when she came over from france to visit laf
theangel: i love this story it’s gr9
andpegleg: n o
lizzie: martha & dolley were just “ok fine shes cool lets ask”
lizzie: and theo went up to adirenne to ask after they got to know her
lizzie: they all managed to go on a date together before adrienne sort of finally told them she wasnt there to stay
lizzie: and that she didnt like them that way
theangel: theo was so sad for the next month or two bc adrienne was so harsh and blunt about it and theo had already fallen so hard
theangel: dolley was PISSED
lizzie: martha had to take care of both of them bc theo is a fragile child and dolley can and will hunt anyone who hurts anyone she cares about down
andpegleg: that seems like an overreaction for that kind of thing????
theangel: you never met adrienne shes sort of a master of having two different styles
andpegleg: oh
lizzie: one day she’s the sweetest thing next thing you know she’s coldblooded and a bitch
theangel: lafayette apologized for her many times not just to the poly trio over there but to us and alex and so many others
lizzie: it was a train wreck of a two week period
andpegleg: o h
andpegleg: so what are u trying to tell me????
lizzie: that theyre willing to let people into their relationship but if you hurt any of them be prepared for their wrath
theangel: dolley’s the most outright hostile but martha is the deadly one
andpegleg: oh um
andpegleg: o kay
andpegleg: SO i have a picnic set up with them later today what should i wear
lizzie: its still somewhat warm outside hmmm
lizzie: if u still have it wear that cute white blouse and the yellow skirt, you slay in that
andpegleg: thanks eliza!!!!
theangel: tie ur hair back
andpegleg: pass
theangel: you’re not my true sister anymore
andpegleg: wow how did you know we’re all adopted
theangel: fuck off peggy
marmom: do you have everything for the picnic you two
dolls: blanket, cute sundress and matching hat and sandals, check
deartheo: baskets with the food and regular clothes and sunglasses, check
dolls: u call murdering me with an in the heights tshirt + jeans normal
deartheo: YOU’RE THE ONE IN THE DRESS???
marmom: children shush
marmom: i have sunscreen and extra things and flowers for flower crowns just in case okay let’s go
dolls: i can’t wait to see peggy omg
marmom: can we take a moment to just appreciate us all
andpegleg: trU
andpegleg: omg is that an in the heights tshirt i love u theo
andpegleg: nO HOMO
dolls: pffffft look at theo’s face
marmom: both of them are so red
andpegleg: sO WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER I LOVED VANESSA
deartheo: I WAS VERY PARTIAL TO NINA
andpegleg: they were made for eachother
deartheo: yes!!! why did they get usnavi and benny respectively gosh
dolls: bc heteronormativity now HEY LOOK THE BLANKET IS DOWN WE CAN SIT
andpegleg: omg so much food buT FIRST
andpegleg: martha why did you bring lots of flowers
marmom: because i can make flower crowns for all of you of course why would i not bring flowers
andpegleg: excuse me but i’m stealing martha now
dolls: EXCUSE U YOU’RE NEVER STEALING HER
andpegleg: whatever floats ur goat
deartheo: omg this is so good dolley you never told me u made killer sandwiches
dolls: it’s my secret power
andpegleg: thSI IS EHAVEVRN
marmom: dolley this is what your sandwich skills do
marmom: murder the unenlightened
marmom: they make theo and peggy devour sandwiches so fast im laughing
andpegleg: uR LAUSGGH IS SOI AMAZIGNF
marmom: oh um
marmom: oKAY
andpegleg: IM SORRY I
marmom: peggy its okay!!! you dont have to be sorry
dolls: we say it all the time dw
deartheo: its fine!!
andpegleg: but??? you guys are in a relationship together, thats different
dolls: how
dolls: does it mean we cant compliment someone outside of our relationship
dolls: bc ur killing it today and that outfit is murdering me
deartheo: same!!!
andpegleg: oh god i
marmom: shhh its fine do u need a hug you look overwhelmed
andpegleg: um
andpegleg: sort of
marmom: come here i finished your flower crown and we can all hug you
deartheo: that flower crown on peggy was a thing i didnt know i needed
andpegleg: im so confused whats happening im
dolls: are you okay
andpegleg: this doesnt feel platonic
dolls: do you want it to be
andpegleg: ...no?
dolls: there’s your answer then
marmom: i mean we still dont know u super well but
marmom: you’re an amazing person??
andpegleg: hAH you dont know me
deartheo: and thats why we want to meet up and get to know you more
deartheo: and maybe kiss you but lol thats optional
andpegleg: gay
dolls: thats sort of the point
andpegleg: uhhhh
andpegleg: would you three like to watch movies at the schuyler home idk its close by
marmom: as a test date?
andpegleg: ,,,yes,,,,
deartheo: !!!! movie date !!!!
marmom: we’d love to
dolls: omg kiss me already
andpegleg: ,, , ,, , ,,,,,,,
andpegleg: okAY
andpegleg: how did it end up in tentative dating territory
lizzie: WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOD
andpegleg: i let it?? slip?? that i liked them???
theangel: lol dolley is texting me about how shes so excited
andpegleg: omg i
andpegleg: this is sort of overwhelming please help me
lizzie: just own who you are bc ur fabulous and funny and theyre lucky that you arent taken already - maria
andpegleg: MARIA MY BEST BRO
lizzie: please dont use that label and give me dysphoria lol - m
andpegleg: iM SO SORRY BUDDY I WILL MAKE THIS UP TO YOU AFTER THE TEST DATE IM ABT TO HAVE
andpegleg: IF ANY OF U ARE AT THE SCHUYLER HOME GET OUT BC WE’RE HEA DING THERE
lizzie: eliza says that neither of your parents are there today, also shes at my dorm dw - m
andpegleg: doing w h a t
lizzie: liz wants u to know she disapproves - m
lizzie: also she's painting my nails and it's so pretty and im texting with one hand carefully as it dries - m
theangel: sweet
andpegleg: lmao
andpegleg: thanks maria
lizzie: yw - m
theangel: im at wORK STILL BC I HAD TO HAVE GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE AND GOTTEN A GOOD STARTING JOB FUCK THIS S H I T
theangel: DONT EVER GET A JOB YOU TWO IT’S NOT WORTH IT
andpegleg: lol good job ange
theangel: FUCK YOU
andpegleg: gotta blast we’re getting there and theo’s talking about how much martha unironically loves sharkboy and lavagirl
andpegleg: i remember how we have that in our huge dvd collection thisll be lit
lizzie: gl with the date - liz and maria
theangel: lmao sharkboy and lavagirl
andpegleg: excuse me did i ask for your input angelica
theangel: denied in my own home
marmom: YOU HAVE SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL OH MY GOD
andpegleg: i never dissapoint
dolls: oh my god nO
marmom: this is heaven