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deartheo: i wake up,,,, and i see a grown man staring at me from where we’re all on the couch
deartheo: you’re all asleep how can you be asleep when a grown as heck couple is here
deartheo: pEGGY ARE THESE UR PARENTS
dolls: wtf theo why are u shaking me
deartheo: LOOK AT WHO’S STARING AT US I CANT EVEN
dolls: why has it become a staring contest?? theyre just standing there??
deartheo: wE FELL ASLEEP AFTER A MOVIE MARATHON AND FORGOT THAT PEGS STILL LIVED WITH HER FAM
andpegleg: f u c k
andpegleg: gotta explain to them please dont say anything unless they talk to u
dolls: how is martha still asleep
deartheo: sharkboy and lavagirl coma
dolls: “hey dad,,,, so i forgot to tell you my friends were coming over”
dolls: “do friends kiss eachother while sleeping and waking up and look that panicked”
dolls: lol ur dad is calling u out
andpegleg: STAY OUT OF IT SHORTY
deartheo: “why are you glaring at them margarita”
dolls: MARGARITA
andpegleg: i can’t even
dolls: “daaaad just fucksigsnsn text me im too tired to talk”
deartheo: he just rolled his eyes and sighed and her mom looks dead i cant even
dolls: “fine you bothersome child”
marmom: huh what
philschuy: what was that, dear
andpegleg: i,, um,,, was on a test date with those three,,,,
philschuy: but why would you date three people
andpegleg: thAT’S YOUR QUESTION
philschuy: it’s a perfectly reasonable question
andpegleg: maybe because i have a crush on all three of them?? and they like me back??
philschuy: oh
philschuy: next time please don’t leave the tv on a movie menu while you all sleep?
philschuy: it gets annoying to listen to if you dont shut it off
andpegleg: dad what the hell
philschuy: language
andpegleg: dad what the heck
philschuy: i want my children to be happy why would i not support you
philschuy: just remember that next dinner we all have together your mom is going to grill you on all of the details
andpegleg: SHIT
andpegleg: *SHOOT
andpegleg: damage control done he’s cool with it
marmom: ive been reading over your shoulder and there was no real damage control to do
marmom: other than controlling ur language
andpegleg: fuck you you’re the worst
deartheo: we love u too peggy!!!
dolls: LMAO U GOT SO RED AFTER THEO HUGGED U
dolls: u guys are so cute omg martha’s just,,,, with peggy in ur lap,,,, meanwhile theo ur just layin on peggy and hugging her and laying ur head on her stomach
marmom: i mean will you join us
andpegleg: yEAH, SHORTY
dolls: hah no im going to make breakfast bc u guys deserve pancakes
deartheo: your pancakes!! are so!! gOOD!!!!
dolls: tell me what i dont know
deartheo: martha made pancakes while you were gone once a while back and nearly started a fire and we were Panicking
marmom: YOU WERENT SUPPOSE D TO FUCKISTN T ELL EHRH
andpegleg: WILD
andpegleg: burning pancakes tho lol
dolls: WHAT THE F U C K MARTHA
dolls: I SWEAR TO g O D
marmom: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE U SOMETHING
dolls: YOU SAID THE STOVE MALFUNCTIONED WHEN U ACCIDENTALLY HIT IT NOT THAT U SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE WITH PANCAKES
andpegleg: o m g
deartheo: lets just! calm down!
dolls: N E V E R
marmom: hahahahhahhhhh bye
andpegleg: i dont want you guys to leave ):
deartheo: i dont wanna leave either but we need to get everything ready for classes tomorrow!
marmom: me and theo also have work shifts today but maybe dolley can visit you later
deartheo: i bet hamilton will come back and ask for the drink lol
andpegleg: ????
dolls: dont ask it was disastrous(tm)
andpegleg: okay??
deartheo: long story short i got alex hooked on decaf coffee
andpegleg: LMAO THATS G R E A T
marmom: ikr
marmom: why did james madison just come into this florist place while me and laurens are working a shift and ask for a bouquet that
marmom: that meant “i have a crush on you but im scared”
dolls: what the FUCK
deartheo: is he finally making a move on jefferson???
marmom: laurens just asked him that and he made an e x TREMELY repulsed face
andpegleg: shit fcudk im here
andpegleg: wait wtf who is it then
marmom: hes not answering us bc we apparently would “warn them”
dolls: um wtf who would we warn
deartheo: ?????????
andpegleg: i think we’re all feeling that, theo
andpegleg: if that boi dont tell u beat it out of him
dolls: i approve of your methods
marmom: YOUNG LADY I WILL NOT TOLERATE VIOLENCE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND WILL NOT STOOP TO THAT
andpegleg: lol
marmom: shit he just let something slip as he was walking out
marmom: i heard “aaron” and then a laugh
deartheo: what the h e l l
dolls: fuck theo cursed this is serious
deartheo: what do you want with my best friend i will murder you if you answer wrong
james.no: ho w did you k n o w
deartheo: answer the question or god help me i will fuck up your whole life
deartheo: no regrets
james.no: ,, , , , ,, s O,,,,
james.no: me and aaron have been hanging out a lot more bc um
james.no: we sit in the same part of the library a lot
james.no: and we started to talk so u h
deartheo: get to the point i dont care if you’re super tall and huge i can fight you and win
james.no: U M
james.no: i want to make him happy and take care of him??
james.no: hes so fragile and people like hamilton and lafayette dont recognize that
james.no: f uckc what do you want me to say i just want to see him smile and not put on masks when he fakes it for others besides a select few
deartheo: i’m
deartheo: i’m so
deartheo: go ahead
deartheo: if he comes crying to me, just remember that i have connections that will royally screw you over forever
deartheo: understood
james.no: crystal
deartheo: i think he’ll be good for him
deartheo: i hope i wasnt wr ong
dolls: oh god babe you’re shivering are you sure you’re okay
marmom: s hit
deartheo: aha h n O im n ot
deartheo: if anytsjsing happends to aaron im so scarerd
andpegleg: are u okay oh my god should i come over
dolls: please, she’s hyperventilating in my lap i took away her phone
dolls: shes crying
dolls: shes finally realizing that she cant protect aaron all on her own
dolls: and freaking out
andpegleg: i’ll be there in ten
marmom: laurens is looking at me with worry bc he vaguely knows whats happening
marmom: i can facetime he’s covering for me
dolls: thank you
andpegleg: how often does this happen
andpegleg: her panic attacks
marmom: not often
marmom: thank you for being there for her while i couldnt
andpegleg: im??? ill always be here for all of you???
marmom: you’re?? so cute??
dolls: focus on our sweetpea rn, pegs
andpegleg: okay
dolls: i’m going to make some hot chocolate, that’s her comfort drink
deartheo: sorry
marmom: honey, there’s nothing to be sorry about
marmom: you’re a human being and it’s alright to worry and we’re here for you
deartheo: ,
deartheo: sorry
dolls: shhh im making u hot cocoa with marshmallows just let peggy cuddle you and watch Fixer Upper with her
andpegleg: i checked and house hunters international is right after this
deartheo: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
marmom: don’t worry
andpegleg: we’re here for you
deartheo: …
deartheo: okay