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j.turtles: hey theo just so you know me and alex are heading straight for ur starbucks
j.turtles: alex wants the ‘special drink’ again and he’s so excited
deartheo: LOL
deartheo: whatre you two doing here?? i thought you had class right now
j.turtles: nah, professor’s sick so class was canceled
deartheo: sweet!! martha is here working on stuff and shes so pretty i want to take photos
j.turtles: aren’t you a photography major
deartheo: y e s its so fun you dont even know
j.turtles: yes i dont know because i just switched majors from polisci to med stuff and im stressing out??
deartheo: if you want to i can get you some good pictures and you can draw them
deartheo: you draw rly well idk why its just a hobby
j.turtles: maybe because i
j.turtles: want to help people?
j.turtles: but gimme pics later
deartheo: kk
deartheo: good point
j.turtles: anyways we’re nearly there, be ready for mile a minute alex and shitty looking me
j.turtles: h AH
marmom: why are alex and john in here
deartheo: whoops???
deartheo: i might have forgot to? tell you?
marmom: ug h now i cant get any work done in peace alex will bug me about our shared classes
dolls: FUCK THIS
marmom: ??
deartheo: ???? wait fuck alex i gotta make his drink brb
marmom: what is it my sweet
dolls: PEGGY IS NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK SO PRETTY IN A BUN AND WITH A SKIRT ON IM SO???
andpegleg: WT F I DONT LOOK GOOD WHAT THE H E L L
dolls: YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDESS AND I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU THE WORLD
andpegleg: AHHHHHHH
marmom: AHHHHH
dolls: AHHHHHH
dolls: come here i want to hug you and the couch in our apartment is so comfy theo can testify for me and i want to kiss you
andpegleg: wow,,,,, i just came over to hang out and this happens,,,,
dolls: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO KILL ME??? LIKE THIS??
marmom: i would be there but im here for theo so she can make it through her shift
dolls: AHHHHH U TWO ARE SO CUTE
andpegleg: AHHH
dolls: BRB SORRY MAR SHE NEEDS TO SHUT UP PEGGY IS SAYING SHE DOESNT LOOK GOOD
dolls: TIME TO KISS HER UNTIL SHE AGREES WITH ME
marmom: omg
deartheo: AHHHHHHHHH I MISS YOU TWO BEING AMAZING
deartheo: but alex is so hyped and john is about to scream via laughter
marmom: want to add them for added hilarity
deartheo: s u re
deartheo added j.turtles and a.fightme
deartheo: hey!!
a.fightme: hey theodosia would you be willing to be my personal coffeemaker i can pay you $0 a hour
j.turtles: what the hell babe you’re not allowed to do that
marmom: back the fuck down hamilton or i’ll kick you out
marmom: know your place
a.fightme: what the h ELL MOM
deartheo: thx martha <3333
marmom: <33333333
a.fightme: ew gay
j.turtles: we’re gay
a.fightme: shit right
a.fightme: hey martha about that one thing
marmom: i am not talking about polisci with you right now
marmom: back d o w n
marmom: we will have a CIVIL CONVERSATION about NON CLASS THINGS thANK YOU VERY MUCH
a.fightme: wtf are u okay
deartheo: she just doesnt want talk abt the work shes doing bc Stress
j.turtles: we understand completely
j.turtles: right, alex?
a.fightme: ….right
j.turtles: so, how are you guys doing with peggy?
marmom: it’s wonderful! she’s so nice and caring and im falling so hard and its only been a week since it became a thing wtf
a.fightme: wow
j.turtles: that’s cute
marmom: hey lets talk out loud people are staring im sorry theo but u gotta work
deartheo: :”(
dolls: HEY FINALLY DONE MAKING OUT WITH PEGGY
dolls: I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE LEFT MARKS
deartheo: what the heck
marmom: what the HELL she’ll look even better now
andpegleg: w T F
j.turtles: should we be here
marmom: its fine
marmom: TONE IT DOWN DOLLEY ALEX AND JOHN ARE HERE
dolls: what the fuck
a.fightme: HELLO D O L L E Y
dolls: fuck you
a.fightme: fuck you too
j.turtles: s top
a.fightme: or else???
j.turtles: or else you’re sleeping outside tonight
a.fightme: UNFAIR
deartheo: hahah
dolls: LMAO
j.turtles: <3
dolls: when laurens isnt around to protect you im going to get you alexander hamilton
a.fightme: w t f does anybody see this demon
j.turtles: alex
a.fightme: fINE
marmom: hey sweet what are you and peggy doing right now
andpegleg: i wanted bubble tea and apparently dolley knows all the best ones nearby
dolls: only because theo never shuts up about them???
j.turtles: oh i love bubble tea why couldnt we go get that, alex
a.fightme: what the HELL why would you not want coffee
j.turtles: u m
j.turtles: do you notice the hot chocolate i have
j.turtles: and the fact that i cant handle as much caffeine as you
j.turtles: i dont like it
a.fightme: traitor to the coffee cause
marmom: even i cant believe you dont like coffee
andpegleg: omg The Gays™ disagreeing on something like coffee
dolls: “THE GAYS” IM WHEEZING
j.turtles: speaking of the gays why have i seen burr hanging out with madison lately theo where are you
a.fightme: we need answers
deartheo: they’re a couple now geez let me work
a.fightme: WHAT THE FUCK
j.turtles: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT HAPPEN EVEN I HATE MADISON
marmom: he’s a sweet guy wtf
a.fightme: HE SWITCHED TO JEFFERSON’S FACTION IN DEBATE AND PULLING BURR OVER WITH HIM
j.turtles: AND I’M NOT IN DEBATE BUT I KNOW HE LIKES PLUTO SO THAT’S A NO IN MY BOOK
j.turtles: MARS IS THE BEST
dolls: wtf no venus is
a.fightme: ANYWAYS HE’S PART OF THE TRASH SQUAD AND THEYRE PULLING BURR OVER TO THEIR SIDE AND
marmom kicked a.fightme and j.turtles from the chat
marmom: the evil is gone
marmom: they look pissed lol bye theos getting off her shift
deartheo: we’re heading to get bubble tea with you two!!
andpegleg: !!!!
deartheo: !!!!!!!
dolls: we’re at that one where you tried to flirt with that girl with the hot pink hair but u were way too shy
andpegleg: omfg
deartheo: dONT EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT
marmom: :/
marmom: we’re heading there and theo’s scarf is like a lil shield
marmom: she’s a cutie
dolls: we need pics pegs is making ‘awww’ noises to me
marmom: how many i have a lot
andpegleg: all of them
deartheo: ,,,,,,,, , , ,,, ,,,,,,,,,,
dolls: we got done looking at the pictures
marmom: we’re nearly almost there what the fuck happened
dolls: we may or may not have fawned over every single one of them
deartheo: don t,,
andpegleg: but we did,,,,
andpegleg: THAT SCARF IS SWALLOWING YOU UP IM CRYSISGNS
dolls: OUR CUTIE HERE FOR BUBBLE TEA WITH US <3333
marmom: cmon theo lets go in they look so happy
deartheo: nO
marmom: :///
deartheo: f i ne
deartheo: and then i get attacked by two people hugging me and this is warm and nice and im not angry now
dolls: you’re so angelic and soft and fluffy and,,,
marmom: let her go we’re ordering and taking them all home bc yes theo you are amazing and we want to cuddle you
deartheo: what the heck
andpegleg: and ur blushsigsn and orderinga nd !!!
dolls: lets go letsgo letSGO
marmom: cmon you three we’re heading home
andpegleg: !!!!!!
dolls: !!!!!
deartheo: i just wanted to drink my bubble tea is that too much to ask
marmom: yes
marmom: but let’s go and show you that you look so cute today
deartheo: ,,,,,,,
deartheo: i love u all
dolls: we love u too theo
deartheo: <3
marmom: <3
andpegleg: >3
andpegleg: wait shit
andpegleg: <3
dolls: peggy no
andpegleg: peggy yes
marmom: we’re leaving you two
dolls: SPEEDING UP