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1. All We Can Do Is Keep Breathing by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Greg Davies
   • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
   • Developing Relationship
   • Time Skips
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Breathplay
   • Light Angst
   • Unresolved Emotional Tension

   Summary

   It was a feeling he’d never had before, not when Rob Beckett power-washed him while dressed as a nan, not when Noel Fielding made him do an exotic sandwich strip-tease, not even when Liza Tarbuck made him sit bare-arsed on a cake. A feeling of shame that made his stomach squirm uncomfortably, coupled with a sinking sort of pleasure that made him squirm even more.

   A feeling that he’d somehow ‘yes, and’ed himself to the very edge of something he couldn’t even begin to understand.

   But as he stood onstage shoveling fistfuls of key lime pie into his mouth with his bare hands, he knew that he wanted to understand it.

   And as he stared at Greg, lounging in his throne and grinning at Alex’s clear discomfort, he knew that he wanted to feel it again.

   Series

   • Part 136 of Taskmaster Collection

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